Ugh, I just realized last night that a hundred dollar bill was missing from my walet. While I fumbling for some cash a few nights ago to pay a valet, I must have accidenty gave him a hundred dollar bill when my intention was giving him 4 single dollars. UGH, I'm sooooo f'ing pissed off myself right now. I just had to rant! :cuss:
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
Gave the valet guy a $100 tip!
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"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
The great thing about Canadian money is that the bills are color coded. Thus, there is no confusion about how much money you are giving someone.
Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.
If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.
Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.
If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!backbreaker said:back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
Teflon_Mcgee
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Reminds me of being drunk in a dark bar in Singapore flipping the ****tail waitress a "few coins" for each drink. Must have spent atleast 100 bucks in tips.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
cocaine is a hell of a drug.Ken785 said:BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!
Ken785 said:BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? y
Yeah, I was trying to figure out what combination of 4 bills would add up to 298 myself. Sounds like something on an IQ test.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
amonia is better
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
ovbously you never cooked freebase because you didn't get the joke.MagnuM said:No. Cocaine is better.
Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE
You can use either "ether" or "baking soda" to make freebase.. however baking soda is safer and more accecpted.. while ether is actually hella better **** if you don't blow up your house
anyway, back to the missing money. There should be insurance for that ****.