"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Gave the valet guy a $100 tip!

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Ugh, I just realized last night that a hundred dollar bill was missing from my walet. While I fumbling for some cash a few nights ago to pay a valet, I must have accidenty gave him a hundred dollar bill when my intention was giving him 4 single dollars. UGH, I'm sooooo f'ing pissed off myself right now. I just had to rant! :cuss:
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
 

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The great thing about Canadian money is that the bills are color coded. Thus, there is no confusion about how much money you are giving someone.

Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.

If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.
 

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backbreaker said:
back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!
 

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Reminds me of being drunk in a dark bar in Singapore flipping the ****tail waitress a "few coins" for each drink. Must have spent atleast 100 bucks in tips.
 

“The 22 Psychological Triggers That Make Women Chase You… Starting Tonight”

Forget the cash, the cars, and the chiseled jawlines. Female desire operates on a completely different frequency. Primal. Subconscious. Triggers that bypass her logic and hit her on a gut level. Most guys are totally blind to them.

I know because I was one of them. The overthinking. The paralysis. The silent drive home kicking yourself for freezing up. Watching average guys walk away with the girl while you stood there stuck in your own head.

Then I decoded the psychology behind what actually makes women tick. 22 hard rules.  Subtle behavioral shifts that rewired my entire reality. The anxiety evaporated. Women started leaning in. Investing. Chasing.

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and how do you mix up a single bill, with 4 seperate bills?
 

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Ken785 said:
BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? y

Yeah, I was trying to figure out what combination of 4 bills would add up to 298 myself. Sounds like something on an IQ test.
 

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Wow...

At least you made that guys day.

And cocaine isn't all that bad, as long as you aren't freebasin and cookin' it with mom's baking soda!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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No. Cocaine is better.

Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE
 

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MagnuM said:
No. Cocaine is better.

Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE
ovbously you never cooked freebase because you didn't get the joke.


You can use either "ether" or "baking soda" to make freebase.. however baking soda is safer and more accecpted.. while ether is actually hella better **** if you don't blow up your house

anyway, back to the missing money. There should be insurance for that ****.
 

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lol. I dont think any insurance policy covers stupidity.

better luck next time
 
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