Ugh, I just realized last night that a hundred dollar bill was missing from my walet. While I fumbling for some cash a few nights ago to pay a valet, I must have accidenty gave him a hundred dollar bill when my intention was giving him 4 single dollars. UGH, I'm sooooo f'ing pissed off myself right now. I just had to rant! :cuss:
"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
Gave the valet guy a $100 tip!
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"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
The great thing about Canadian money is that the bills are color coded. Thus, there is no confusion about how much money you are giving someone.
Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.
If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.
Plus, our one and two dollar denominations are in coin form. Again, if you're just giving a small tip or handout, this basically prevents it from being a hundred dollar bill.
If there's only one thing Canada does right, and this very well may be it, its our money.
Ken785
Master Don Juan
BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!backbreaker said:back when I was in arkasnas visiting about 3 months ago I saw a crackhead on the street and she asked for a couple of dollars to "get something to eat".. yeah.. food. whatever.. I pulled out my wallet and gave her what I thought was 4 b ucks.. well.. it was 298 bucks as I found out the next day. I know she had a hellova time that night!!
Teflon_Mcgee
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Reminds me of being drunk in a dark bar in Singapore flipping the ****tail waitress a "few coins" for each drink. Must have spent atleast 100 bucks in tips.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
cocaine is a hell of a drug.Ken785 said:BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? you must have been SLAMMED!
Ken785 said:BB...how did you mix up 4 dollars to 298??? y
Yeah, I was trying to figure out what combination of 4 bills would add up to 298 myself. Sounds like something on an IQ test.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
amonia is better
"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."
Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.
Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?
You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.
Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.
backbreaker
Master Don Juan
ovbously you never cooked freebase because you didn't get the joke.MagnuM said:No. Cocaine is better.
Gotta few bumps right here actually! <== JOKE
You can use either "ether" or "baking soda" to make freebase.. however baking soda is safer and more accecpted.. while ether is actually hella better **** if you don't blow up your house
anyway, back to the missing money. There should be insurance for that ****.