"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Game of the Year 2008

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Cr1msonKing said:
Judging from the trailer.


Queer

Thumbs down

Gay

I wouldn't spend 10 dollars on that ****
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LOL I just like it. No words can really explain it.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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LBP doesn't seem that appealing to me. Yes it looks cute and you can do a ton with it. The problem with it is that I am not creative at all so I would never use the level creation feature and that's where most of the fun is. I might rent it.

As for game of the year. That's going to be Metal Gear Solid 4.
 
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It reminds me of Spore.
 
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Maxtro said:
LBP doesn't seem that appealing to me. Yes it looks cute and you can do a ton with it. The problem with it is that I am not creative at all so I would never use the level creation feature and that's where most of the fun is. I might rent it.

As for game of the year. That's going to be Metal Gear Solid 4.[/QUOTE

The game ships with 50 levels. Once the community is up there are going to be thousands of levels that you can download. So if I was you I would wait a month to rent it. By then there should be plenty of levels that you can choose from. BTW I still haven't played MGS4 I'm going to buy it this weekenf.

I really want to make Super Mario Brothers 3 stages for this game. That and I was thinking about making my entire city in this game using the eytoy. Me and my buddies have some pretty sick concepts for this game. When I get the game if I make anything good I will post it here.
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I never heard of this game until now. I don't see how that is game of the year.
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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That reminded me of that super shitty game "The Neverhood" from the mid 90s.
 
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Mandiblard said:
A game you haven't even played, well then I present Game of the Year 2009 - Mad World

http://uk.wii.ign.com/dor/objects/1...os/MW_GC_082008.html;jsessionid=2h64u5jm8qkft

Mario Kart is this years and I can't see anything topping it.
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I like Mario Kart I just don't think it is GOTY08. Don't get me wrong it's a great game , but one 4 games coming out at the end of the year will most likely win GOTY08. (Fable 2, LBP, Gears 2, or Resistance 2) If anything another Nintendo game has a better chance of winning it which is Brawl.

Oh as for GOTY09 I would have to disagree. This would be my candidate.
http://www.gamersyde.com/news_6991_en.html ;)

In Motion said:
Except Spore would be 2134 times better and non-homosexual.

No offense to guy who started this thread, but this game looks like something a gay 10 year old would play.
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Spore and LBP are two completely different games. Seriously Spore is a completly different game than LBP. The only thing they have in common is the create aspect. See the thing I see with LBP on different forums is you either love it or hate it.

Let me explain the game a little more. LBP is in its simplest form is a platformer. The great part about it is that you can create your own levels. LBP also has 4 player co op. You can also create levels with another person like you saw in the first video. Some people don't like the design of the characters which is understandable. This game is trying to attract a wide audience.

Look at the previews for this game. The major gaming sites for the most part have written about how excited they are about this game. Some people might think this game is for homos. Well that is your opinion. I think this game has a shot to be GOTY08.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I13hyWNWwq4

http://www.gamekyo.com/video12763_li...lay-video.html
 

"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Microphone Fiend said:
Ummm what about Metal Gear Solid 4?
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It's a little different for me. My friends are *******s and told me the entire ****ing story. I was really looking forward to playing it till they told me what happens. I haven't played it or seen anything about the game since it came out so that when I play it I hopefully forgot what my friends told me. That is why I'm trying not to mention it :D Yeah that is another game that will be up for GOTY08.

On a side note I got them back. I told them all the good parts of The Dark Knight before they watched it.
 
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