"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fvcked the hot girl with a b/f in my bathroom while her friend was asleep on my bed

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perseverance said:
I don't understand these types of post. Is anybody really that interested in reading this type of stuff? This is an advice forum, where is the advise in this thread? I don't understand what there is to brag about? Some twenty eight year old is banging a 21 year old sl*t with a boyfriend without protecting his chipolata. Big deal, it just seems like a showboating exercise.
amen to that.
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Those of you who are hating on this post obviously don't understand the importance of field reports in these forums. Its actually pretty sad that field reports like these are so rare on the main forum now days, instead its littered with keyboard jockeys arguing with each other and putting others down.

This is an awesome post by Runner simply because there is always things to be learned from another guy's technique.

And for those of you who are calling this girl a slvt, you clearly don't understand women or the fact that this byatch was completely seduced by Runner's indifference to her.


Great post, major props; keep hitting it bro







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I'll be honest, this post gave me a semi.

As per Zarky the only thing I didn't like was all the 'ha, ha' stuff. It was painful to read.
 

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Yo'Mama said:
I'll be honest, this post gave me a semi.

As per Zarky the only thing I didn't like was all the 'ha, ha' stuff. It was painful to read.
Yeah man, looking back I saw the same thing, but didn't realise at the time.

Meh, will learn for next time. Nothing always go exactly to plan.

But always better to be out there having a go.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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Mate the post was great apart from that and I wasn't hating. It just jumped out of the page at me. I think maybe it's different when you are sending texts one by one - you don't really see it. But then when you read them in succession it's just like too much.

I use 'lol' way too much. It's even worse.
 

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Pimp-sicle said:
Those of you who are hating on this post obviously don't understand the importance of field reports in these forums. Its actually pretty sad that field reports like these are so rare on the main forum now days, instead its littered with keyboard jockeys arguing with each other and putting others down.

This is an awesome post by Runner simply because there is always things to be learned from another guy's technique.

And for those of you who are calling this girl a slvt, you clearly don't understand women or the fact that this byatch was completely seduced by Runner's indifference to her.


Great post, major props; keep hitting it bro







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The thing is that lay reports on bedding quality women is what is of most value. Not the gal in this story. Next. Like I said before, she wasnt seduced. If anything she was gaming him, and would of gamed any other dude willing to bang her. She just wanted to have some fun outside of her boyfriend. No magic buttons were pushed to make this happen.
 

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Jaylan said:
The thing is that lay reports on bedding quality women is what is of most value. Not the gal in this story. Next. Like I said before, she wasnt seduced. If anything she was gaming him, and would of gamed any other dude willing to bang her. She just wanted to have some fun outside of her boyfriend. No magic buttons were pushed to make this happen.
Probably didn't articulate it completely in the stories, but its not like I was the only guy around. There was my work mates who were swarming around her a lot while I stood back, and other guys that came up to chat to her.

It may have seemed like I didn't seduce her, but that's probably because it is hard to describe in words all that happens in these things. And sure, how horny the girl is, is often a big factor as well. And sometimes they just seem to want you and no one else.

Fvck, second time I left her at a party, and she was still messaging me, then came back to my d!ck.

I was pretty indifferent mostly in public with her, just the occasional teasing comment, "accidentally" poking her with the pool cue when she walked past and stuff like that...

I don't know her at all, but you have to get out of the mindset that the quality of a women is measured by her unwillingness to have s!x with you.

If a women is into you because you push the right buttons and get them fired up, regardless of whether she is "quality" or not, then you may very well end up banging her the first or second time you see her.

I've banged girls the first or second time I've met them (including one married one) who you may regard as "quality"...good lookers and also one (or more) uni degrees.

You can't use that as the measure.

At the moment, in this area, being so busy with work, I don't have time to be in a relationship anyway, and am just taking things as they come and having a good time instead, and seems to be working.

I'm off for another break until after Christmas, unless I get time to post another lay report before then. Best of luck lads.
 

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Jaylan said:
The thing is that lay reports on bedding quality women is what is of most value. Not the gal in this story. Next. Like I said before, she wasnt seduced. If anything she was gaming him, and would of gamed any other dude willing to bang her. She just wanted to have some fun outside of her boyfriend. No magic buttons were pushed to make this happen.

This girl was completely seduced, are you kidding me?! Yes, she doesn't seem to have have integrity; evidenced by her cheating on her bf, but to say this girl wasn't seduced is completely false.

I agree that she wanted to have fun outside her relationship, since it seems like things are stale in that department; but to say that it could've been with any guy would be like saying if any guy uses this canned opener to THAT girl he will get laid.....definitely not true.

Runner beat me to the punch here, since this chick had ample opportunity to hook up or bang different guys on those nights, but chose to go to his place.

Indifference will always intrigue the attention wh-ore.





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I love fvck stories! Inspires me to go have even crazier ones myself! :D
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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