"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fvck! Got a BJ and now this...

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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i dont know if you can get yeast infections from a bj. but if youre not sure either get it checked out.
 
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Dude you can't get a yeast infection from a BJ. It is mose likely just skin that flaked off from the BJ itself. From her gums, teeth or what not gliding over it. You'll get some flaky skin. I've gotten if before. I even got a rash once around my penis head and thought I had herpes... but as it turned out it was just irritation from having sex for 2 1/2 hrs straight.

If you're worried go see a doc.
 
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This is the reason I don't fvck women before I see a note from their doctor. People are walking around and don't have a clue as to what they've contracted!!!

helloall: you do realize you could have easily contracted herpes from this chick? And I'm not refering to your "flakey skin". Many STD's show no initial symptoms at all, and you can go through a handful of partners b4 you even notice something... if you ever do at all.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Ya lets just scare him to death.

I think if a chick had herpes in her mouth she'd notice.

Plus herpes doesn't survive to well in the mouth, other than type one, which isn't the std form.

If it hurts to pee, you might have the yeast infection. give it a couple weeks than you might need to go to the doctor if it doesn't heal.
 
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Its gone now guys.

I think what Lost Cause said applies to my situation, ill give it a few weeks anyway and see if anything happens.

Thanks.

Oh and ive learned my lesson. No way am i gonna do this **** with some random chick again!
 
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A girl blamed me for giving her gonnareia or something... how do you know if you have that or can you give it someone without having it yourself?
 
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You can give her gonorhea easily. But you can't give somebody a disease you don't have. Come on now... lets not be that naive. If she blames you then get tested by a doctor. It's cured easily.

Oh and if it hurts to pee... you don't have a yeast infection. Girls get those, guys do not. You could have early signs of Herpes II or Clamydia or Gonnorhea. It's gotta be painful though. You'll know it when you feel it.
 
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Originally posted by Vincent
Ya lets just scare him to death.
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No, let's calm him down, and wait for his d1ck to fall off.

I think if a chick had herpes in her mouth she'd notice.
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Doesn't mean she'd tell him :rolleyes:

Plus herpes doesn't survive to well in the mouth, other than type one, which isn't the std form.
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LOL It isn't an std form, cause it's worse. You can get type one from sharing a towel, shaking hands, kissing...

If it hurts to pee, you might have the yeast infection.
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It will hurt only in a week or so.
give it a couple weeks than you might need to go to the doctor if it doesn't heal. [/B]
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Yeah, wait for your d1ck to fall off first, then go to a doc. Why not go now?
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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UPDATE

Its two weeks after the Bj and now i got little red spots on my: chest, under armpit, on stomach, on hips, upper leg and of course my penis.

Am going to the doc next week.

The spots are kinda itchy. Think it might be herpes.

Anyone else have any ideas?

Guys, wear a condom even if getting a BJ! Take it from me.
 
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Dude I doubt it's herpes. I've never heard of herpes spreading to someone's chest and armpits.
 
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Chicken Pox bozo. Nah I dunno but dude don't wait, go see the doctor now before it gets worse or some shyt.
 
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Hi guys,

Thanks for the replies.

Ive been researching more - is there a possibility it could be scabies?

Ive read that can be transfered by sexual contact and there are a lot of small red itchy bumps on the body of the carrier.

PS - Im going to the doc wednesday or thursday.
 
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These are some of the dumbest ****kin responses I have ever seen.

Actually, you are exhibiting early signs of scurvy this has not been seen recently but your description fits it perfectly.
The only other possibilty is a return in your area of potato famine.

see a doctor quick
good luck!!
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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"What's the matter honey?? Little extra cheese on the taco?" :D


Hey, go to doctor asap if you think you have a STD!!
We can't help you here you know...
 
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damn bro that sucks. If a chick ever gives me something ill straight out murder the slut.
 
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