"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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!Fvck Buddy Situation..

BigWillyStyle

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So as you know I got this fvck buddy of mine who I've boned about a dozen times this last week alone. Anyway things have changed for her, so she says....

Now she wants to be more then fvck buddies, she thinks we should be going out together:rolleyes: I don't wanna date this bird, she's unfaithful as fvck for starters and is only 18 and has already boned 20+ guys she has told me.

If I say "No, don't wanna go out with you" I think my FB situation is doomed. So I said "gimme a few days to think about this"

I hate it when these birds pull sh!t like this, as in they fvck you a few times in hope of having a relationship with you :mad:

I don't wanna go out with her, but still would like to keep things on FB status, any ideas? :confused:

P.S. How many of you here have TRUE FB's that want the kock and nothing more?
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Gangster Of Love

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I have a few of those. They understand the role they play in my life. Every single one of them have hinted, asked, or said they would love to be in a relationship if I decided that's what I want. They are ok with it. With that being said, all you have to do is feed back the same $hit they tell you when they don't want to be involved with you. You don't need to give her specifics like why you don't want to get involved with her.

The reason these birds use answer like "I am not ready for a relationship", "I only want to be friends", "It's not you its me", etc. its be cause it works. Just turn it around and feed it to them. Don't worry about loosing your priviliges. If you are strong and decisive, and show them that you are actually willing to walk away from the nice situation you got going on, they will be attracted to you even more and agree to your terms.

The key is not acting like a chump by being afraid to tell her what YOU WANT and not what she wants to hear. I recently added a very religious catholic virgin to my stable by showing her I was willing to walk away. It didn't take her long to say "can we be friends with benefits?" Go figure. She was really into me, and I made it clear how I wasn't afraid to walk away and have her miss out.
 

Francisco d'Anconia

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Give her the line "Let's just enjoy this, I don't want to mess u what we have. Let's let things happen naturally." Yeah I know, it's a woman's line but they don't have exclusive rights to it. Either way, FBs come and they go. That's the nature of the relationship unless the two of you choose to move it to a different level.
 

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BWS,

If you really wanted to be bold and cavalier you could say to her, "You've got a good thing going here. Don't wreck it for yourself."

Just my 2 cents.

Cheers,
Mav
 

thefonz

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sorry buddy, but it appears your FB days are over.....just be happy you got what you wanted and don't try to hold on to something thats not there anymore.......it was a good ride while it lasted but my opinion is if you try to stay on this train for any time longer the train's gonna "push you somewhere you don't wanna be"-Tool quote
 

"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"

When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.

Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.

Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.

The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.

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