"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Funy ****block

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navyseal2101

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I was talking to this girl and she asked what time it was before we leave class, the class is painfully boring so understandable, and I tell her 1 hour left and she says "**** me!" and smile and poke her and ask when. She jumps and laughs and it's done, or so I thought. 5 mins. later theres a harassment detention on my desk, some girl that sits behind me told on me for poking her. 3 days of detention and i'm apparently lucky I wasn't suspended. All I can say is wow. Lucky my parents agree with me that it's rediculous.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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War Against Betaism

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I hate these kinds of people too...I was mad flirting with this absolutely sizzling babe during class in my senior year, touching her, teasing her, etc...one girl threatens to call the police on me. The girl I was flirting with didn't mind it at all.
 
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Stacks Of Terror

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I hate people like this but its life. Theres always gonna be someone to bring you down. I just call em salty and keep it moving.
 
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just so suave

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lmao thats pathetic.

did the HB say when??
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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haha! mebbe that c0ckblock is trying to lez out with that girl and wants her to herself?
 
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Haha what the fvck? Society sucks. That's bll**** man. Why the hell did she report it if the girl didn't care/enjoyed it. By the way, how are things going between you and her now?

noirsake I lol'd at that :p

Funny though...
 
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I guess it's not a ****block b/c nothing changed beteen us, we just have a new thing to joke about. Also zippy i dont get it lol. And the girl seems like the lez type, she dosent date that I can see and she dosent wear makeup or anything, short hair, mabye your on to something...
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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