"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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navyseal2101

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I was talking to this girl and she asked what time it was before we leave class, the class is painfully boring so understandable, and I tell her 1 hour left and she says "**** me!" and smile and poke her and ask when. She jumps and laughs and it's done, or so I thought. 5 mins. later theres a harassment detention on my desk, some girl that sits behind me told on me for poking her. 3 days of detention and i'm apparently lucky I wasn't suspended. All I can say is wow. Lucky my parents agree with me that it's rediculous.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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War Against Betaism

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I hate these kinds of people too...I was mad flirting with this absolutely sizzling babe during class in my senior year, touching her, teasing her, etc...one girl threatens to call the police on me. The girl I was flirting with didn't mind it at all.
 
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Stacks Of Terror

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I hate people like this but its life. Theres always gonna be someone to bring you down. I just call em salty and keep it moving.
 
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just so suave

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lmao thats pathetic.

did the HB say when??
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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haha! mebbe that c0ckblock is trying to lez out with that girl and wants her to herself?
 
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Haha what the fvck? Society sucks. That's bll**** man. Why the hell did she report it if the girl didn't care/enjoyed it. By the way, how are things going between you and her now?

noirsake I lol'd at that :p

Funny though...
 
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I guess it's not a ****block b/c nothing changed beteen us, we just have a new thing to joke about. Also zippy i dont get it lol. And the girl seems like the lez type, she dosent date that I can see and she dosent wear makeup or anything, short hair, mabye your on to something...
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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