Funny what money & fame can do to a woman

[DJ de Florida]

When you are out on a date, you need to be prepared for all situations......

http://www.washingtoncitypaper.com/cover/cover0516f.html

 

[STR8UP]

Harsh.

My girlfriend and I got kicked out of Gene Simmons' elevator on my 21st birthday. Seeing the flock of groupies around him I wouldn't doubt he could have just about any piece of ass he put his mind to.

 

[Starman]

I dont like watching sports too much..One night..I was in a small italian restaurant/bar..when I notice Jordan..his wife and the same fat gang the guy in that paper described.

My friend BEGGED me to go ask for his autograph..

SO I went and said hello..and asked for his autograph..MJ said "Not right now, Im trying to have a quiet night"

I said "ohh c'mon"

His wife says "Just give him an autograph! jeez"

The big bald Burly guy gets up from his seat and menacingly says "He SAID not now!"
I just said cool..good night and left

 

[dontmindme]

I dunno. Any man would be susceptible to the same things from someone rich, famous, and good-looking of the opposite gender.

I do have my doubts about the veracity of the article.

 

[jakethasnake]

How the fukk do you compete with such immense celebrity? I mean, if he were Scott Baio, who gives a shiat. Girls under 21 don't know or give a shiat who he is. But MJ? Dayum, you really have your work cut out for you....

 

[trajhenkhet]

talk about babtism by fire....hombre didn't help his case any with some of the things he did....

 

[Quick]

Originally posted by trajhenkhet
talk about babtism by fire....hombre didn't help his case any with some of the things he did....

What would you have done differently?

 

[Starman]

I would have just said, "Im going off somewhere to have a good time, if you are through with the groupie/star struck phase of your life, you can come with"