"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Funny Voicemail Phone Messages

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iwanttofight

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What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?
 

"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"

Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.

She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.

Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.

So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.

The words come later. The impression comes first.

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Hi.... this is (insert your name OP) was hoping we can get together sometime.........
 
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Hey this is (insert your name OP). I'm not sure if you received the 5 texts that I sent you earlier this week but I was wondering if we were still on for our date tonight.
 
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iwanttofight said:
What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?
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After listening to her outgoing message: "Uuuuuunngh...Ahhhhhhhh.....D'oh God I'm out of tissues!"...*Dial tone*
 
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