Funny Voicemail Phone Messages

[iwanttofight]

What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?

 

[McMotherLover]

Hi.... this is (insert your name OP) was hoping we can get together sometime.........

 

[J Roc]

Hey this is (insert your name OP). I'm not sure if you received the 5 texts that I sent you earlier this week but I was wondering if we were still on for our date tonight.

 

[Naughty Ninja]

What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?

After listening to her outgoing message: "Uuuuuunngh...Ahhhhhhhh.....D'oh God I'm out of tissues!"...*Dial tone*