"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Funny Voicemail Phone Messages

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iwanttofight

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What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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Hi.... this is (insert your name OP) was hoping we can get together sometime.........
 
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Hey this is (insert your name OP). I'm not sure if you received the 5 texts that I sent you earlier this week but I was wondering if we were still on for our date tonight.
 
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iwanttofight said:
What are some funny voicemail messages to leave on a girls phone?
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After listening to her outgoing message: "Uuuuuunngh...Ahhhhhhhh.....D'oh God I'm out of tissues!"...*Dial tone*
 
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