"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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mtlwlu

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Im just at the early parts of seeing this one girl, havent slept with her yet, anyways, I took my nephew out for ice cream at this new place in town and sent her the message "I just got marble slab ice cream" and she responds with "I never had it, Ive heard good things" then I responded with "funny, thats what girls say about my ****."

at least I think its funny lol.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Good good good good good goooooood stuff! LMAO! This is exactly what I would have said. Good on ya mate!
 

"Nervous Around Beautiful Women? There's a Rule for That"

I could talk to any woman I wasn't attracted to. Charming, funny, relaxed. Then a gorgeous woman looked my way and I'd become a sweating, babbling mess.

The fix took me years to find and ten minutes to learn. Nervousness and excitement are the same physical state — pounding heart, adrenaline, flushed face. Your brain just picks the label. And you can pick a better one.

Rule 16 shows you how. You feel the nerves, relabel them as excitement, and let that energy pour out as enthusiasm. Women notice the guy radiating it. They always do.

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bukowski_merit

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i don't think it's horrible... because it would have been horrible to continue the d@mn conversation about what you're doing like you were giving her a twitter status update or something...

funny? not really... but depending on her maturity level - it could have got to her... you know with what you're dealing with better than I.... how did she respond?
 

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This reminds me of a text conversation me and my friend had. I texted her something and she said back "i'll smack you!" and i texted back "i'll smack you. with my ****." She's an old friend though and i always abuse her lol. (not physically) though i have kissed her and seen her naked ;-) good times lol.
 

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her response was "Id be utterly disgusted if that wasnt so clever, haha"
then i said "Im more than just a pretty face, I wish more girls would see that."
 

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umm not all women would find this a good text response.
 

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Ha, whenever I catch my friends saying **** that would fit the shoe, I reply with, that's what she said. I do it constantly, I can't help myself, the **** cracks me up on the inside. If a girl can't deal with your crude humor, well I guess she can't deal.
 

“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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bukowski_merit

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it's not neccesairly the crude humor that makes it not funny to me...

it's that there's millions of guys across the country who daily say that same exact joke ("that's what she says" types of jokes) and they don't show much imagination... it's possibly the most overused joke among high school students...
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with all that said:
they worked for the OP on the girl though... and that's all that matters for him in the end...
 

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I think it depends how old the girl is. and how old he is.

After living a while you want good humor, not bullsh&t and dane cook.
 

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Age & maturity are a factor. I wouldn't have been so blunt, but hey, if you don't have any qualms about her social group, then it's a better response that just being 'friendly'.
 

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its my humour, i find it funny and it worked. "Thats what she said" are classic when used correctly, I have never seen a girl who didnt laugh after that line.
 

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Well,at least you guaranteed yourself that you WON'T FALL into the friendzone with her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I'm gonna say you got lucky on this one. I think most girls would be turned off by such a blatant reference to genitalia. But then again I've never really tried something like that

*goes off to wonder if I should try that one soon*
 

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Girls are sluts. It works.
 
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