I did not score on this experience in the usual way. Before I start, know that disrespect is what gets me off the most. I think it must be the single most irritating thing to me ever. Enjoy:
I went on a field trip with my father yesterday. It's a 1 hour drive. Anyways, on the ride back I'm sleeping the whole way. We eventually get near his place and he needs to stop at safeway. I stay sleeping in the new car with windows down. About 5 minutes before he came back, 2 black chicks walk about the parking lot and one of them notices I'm sleeping. The next retarded move? She starts yelling "HEY BOY! WAKE UP BOY!" and laughs her ass off. She keeps this up for a minute but I pay no mind to it. I was waking up anyways. Her friend is telling her to shut up and quit it but eventually finds it funny. That encourages the first chick to continue making a TON of noise. Acting indifferent was the wrong thing to do. It made her get even more excited and took one of those grocery carts and shakes it real hard to make the most irritating sound ever. It just echos across the lot. I'm very very angry. I'm not showing it. They are just 2 dumb girls. I'm debating wether I should get up or not but I didn't have to for long. She sent the cart flying into the CAR. At about this time, and for the following 2 minutes, not a single logic and reasonable thought crossed my mind. I reached to the back seat and got my tennis racket. I open the door, walk around the vehicle, walk up to the chick who keeps taunting me "momma's boy, pvssy" and whatnot. 1 out of 2 words were a curse word. I walk up to her and take a backhanded swing at her. Ever seen a guy make a backhanded smash in pingpong? Yeah, that's what happened. I swung the thing across her face. approximatly .3 seconds after the hit, she is on the ground bleeding heavily from her nose. She's cussing even more now. To my misfortune, or what I thought would be my misfortune, a police officer was watching the whole thing. The guy walks up, a 22year old white male, throws his cigarette to the ground and puts it out. The girl is cussing him and I out all the while the blood is leeking and she's in panic. He tries to calm her down but it's not gonna happen. He reaches back and pulls out his cuffs and tells her "Missy, you are under arrest for disturbing the peace and assault on a vehicle". Turns to me and says "I'm sorry sir. My name is Gary, in case you ever need it" . He gets the chick up and she's cussing left and right "HE JUST FVCKING HIT ME WITH HIS RACKET". Gary's reply went something like "No he didn't".
I went on a field trip with my father yesterday. It's a 1 hour drive. Anyways, on the ride back I'm sleeping the whole way. We eventually get near his place and he needs to stop at safeway. I stay sleeping in the new car with windows down. About 5 minutes before he came back, 2 black chicks walk about the parking lot and one of them notices I'm sleeping. The next retarded move? She starts yelling "HEY BOY! WAKE UP BOY!" and laughs her ass off. She keeps this up for a minute but I pay no mind to it. I was waking up anyways. Her friend is telling her to shut up and quit it but eventually finds it funny. That encourages the first chick to continue making a TON of noise. Acting indifferent was the wrong thing to do. It made her get even more excited and took one of those grocery carts and shakes it real hard to make the most irritating sound ever. It just echos across the lot. I'm very very angry. I'm not showing it. They are just 2 dumb girls. I'm debating wether I should get up or not but I didn't have to for long. She sent the cart flying into the CAR. At about this time, and for the following 2 minutes, not a single logic and reasonable thought crossed my mind. I reached to the back seat and got my tennis racket. I open the door, walk around the vehicle, walk up to the chick who keeps taunting me "momma's boy, pvssy" and whatnot. 1 out of 2 words were a curse word. I walk up to her and take a backhanded swing at her. Ever seen a guy make a backhanded smash in pingpong? Yeah, that's what happened. I swung the thing across her face. approximatly .3 seconds after the hit, she is on the ground bleeding heavily from her nose. She's cussing even more now. To my misfortune, or what I thought would be my misfortune, a police officer was watching the whole thing. The guy walks up, a 22year old white male, throws his cigarette to the ground and puts it out. The girl is cussing him and I out all the while the blood is leeking and she's in panic. He tries to calm her down but it's not gonna happen. He reaches back and pulls out his cuffs and tells her "Missy, you are under arrest for disturbing the peace and assault on a vehicle". Turns to me and says "I'm sorry sir. My name is Gary, in case you ever need it" . He gets the chick up and she's cussing left and right "HE JUST FVCKING HIT ME WITH HIS RACKET". Gary's reply went something like "No he didn't".
I know its not the right thing for you to have done but it was f*cking hilarious!!! Thanks for sharing and take anger managment or something. Lmao!