ARrocket said:
I would LMAO if the kid was just messing with you and she was really like 17 or 18 and a junior in high school. I mean yeah you could still potentially question it from a moral or eithical standpoint, but at least it would be legal.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funny story with me feelin kinda like a pedifile now lol
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I would LMAO if the kid was just messing with you and she was really like 17 or 18 and a junior in high school. I mean yeah you could still potentially question it from a moral or eithical standpoint, but at least it would be legal.
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
stoner1129
Don Juan
Rebound that's fvcking great
HaHaHa LMAO
HaHaHa LMAO
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
hahaha oh man...stoner1129 said:
Another thing I left out: I had such a boner while her ass was on my crotch. During the porno when the girl did the reverse cow-girl position, I would nudge my crotch into her ass in motion with the guy on TV and she would giggle(shame). Alot of ppl were gonna crash at my friends house in case they got too drunk and she was asking me if I was gonna sleep there too(she was staying). She was really trying to convince me to stay the night and kept saying "I wanna sleep next to you tonight" I remember contemplating on it and was thinking to myself:
"Oh man...Im about to lose the v-card to a chick that I chose! Someone that IM attracted to and she's obviously attracted right back! Thank you uncle for putting on that porn to set the mood! OMG IM SUCH A DJ RIGHT NOW
!! THANK YOU GOD!!"...I could only imagine what thoughts were running through this little girls mind:
"Im about to fcuk an older guy and he thinks Im legal! Thank you god for dumbass guys that think Im older than I actually am!"
...yea, shameful times guys.
stoner1129
Don Juan
Lol rebound that really sucks, that's kinda how it was with me, not the party thing though, I thought she was older, found out, and then I was like oh sh!t lol.
She probably wasn't thinking you're a dumbass she probably just really dug you lol.
She probably wasn't thinking you're a dumbass she probably just really dug you lol.
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.