ARrocket said:
I would LMAO if the kid was just messing with you and she was really like 17 or 18 and a junior in high school. I mean yeah you could still potentially question it from a moral or eithical standpoint, but at least it would be legal.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Funny story with me feelin kinda like a pedifile now lol
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I would LMAO if the kid was just messing with you and she was really like 17 or 18 and a junior in high school. I mean yeah you could still potentially question it from a moral or eithical standpoint, but at least it would be legal.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
stoner1129
Don Juan
Rebound that's fvcking great
HaHaHa LMAO
HaHaHa LMAO
Rebound Material
Master Don Juan
hahaha oh man...stoner1129 said:
Another thing I left out: I had such a boner while her ass was on my crotch. During the porno when the girl did the reverse cow-girl position, I would nudge my crotch into her ass in motion with the guy on TV and she would giggle(shame). Alot of ppl were gonna crash at my friends house in case they got too drunk and she was asking me if I was gonna sleep there too(she was staying). She was really trying to convince me to stay the night and kept saying "I wanna sleep next to you tonight" I remember contemplating on it and was thinking to myself:
"Oh man...Im about to lose the v-card to a chick that I chose! Someone that IM attracted to and she's obviously attracted right back! Thank you uncle for putting on that porn to set the mood! OMG IM SUCH A DJ RIGHT NOW
!! THANK YOU GOD!!"...I could only imagine what thoughts were running through this little girls mind:
"Im about to fcuk an older guy and he thinks Im legal! Thank you god for dumbass guys that think Im older than I actually am!"
...yea, shameful times guys.
stoner1129
Don Juan
Lol rebound that really sucks, that's kinda how it was with me, not the party thing though, I thought she was older, found out, and then I was like oh sh!t lol.
She probably wasn't thinking you're a dumbass she probably just really dug you lol.
She probably wasn't thinking you're a dumbass she probably just really dug you lol.
"Why Women Dump the Guys Who Try the Hardest"
You paid for dinner. You drove. You said "whatever you want is fine" every single time. All the effort, no expectations.
And she left anyway — probably for a guy who makes her pick up the pizza.
Painful. Also predictable. Her mind quietly concludes that anything requiring zero effort from her is worth exactly zero. You became a free sample, and free samples get taken for granted.
The 22 Rules flip the dynamic. Small shifts that get her investing effort, money, and time in you — until SHE'S the one afraid of losing YOU.