"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"

She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.

You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.

She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.

The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.

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Funny poems from my ex *****

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Yo, I found these poems of my ex gf's and I got a kick out of them, a little on the scary side though.

ABCD
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Scenster kids in hiptser jeans
LSD and THC
alcohol and sex
Between U and Me
I've gone on a bender
as you can plainly see,
next time won't you bing with me. . .
AND MANY MORE

and heres the second one-

ABCD
E!E!E!
HIJK
elimenoPCP
QRS
LSD
w
SEX!
U and Me
I'M ON A BENDER
AS YOU CAN SEE!
NEXT TIME WON't YOU BINGE
WITH ME?!
 
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"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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ur ex is fuked up dude straight up
 
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no she wasn't a druggie, when I dated her the worst she did was pot, she did have occasional drug problems in hs though, I guess when I left for alaska for 5 weeks she just decided to go on a bender
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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yeah THC sorry, typo, i'll fix it
 
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hahaha. she's gonna run into drug problems eventually if she keeps her mind on them so much
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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