Funny poems from my ex *****

[Kourt]

Yo, I found these poems of my ex gf's and I got a kick out of them, a little on the scary side though.

ABCD
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Scenster kids in hiptser jeans
LSD and THC
alcohol and sex
Between U and Me
I've gone on a bender
as you can plainly see,
next time won't you bing with me. . .
AND MANY MORE

and heres the second one-

ABCD
E!E!E!
HIJK
elimenoPCP
QRS
LSD
w
SEX!
U and Me
I'M ON A BENDER
AS YOU CAN SEE!
NEXT TIME WON't YOU BINGE
WITH ME?!

 

[sexy_kuta]

ur ex is fuked up dude straight up

 

[drummer]

Was she like druggie to the max?

 

[Shiftkey]

Hah my ex wrote poems like that, and she's a recovering drug addict.

 

[Kourt]

no she wasn't a druggie, when I dated her the worst she did was pot, she did have occasional drug problems in hs though, I guess when I left for alaska for 5 weeks she just decided to go on a bender

 

[Desdinova]

LSD and TCH

Shouldn't that be THC? Nothing rhymes with the letter H.

 

[cant think of a user name]

Nothing rhymes with the letter H.

What about Rach?

 

[Kourt]

yeah THC sorry, typo, i'll fix it

 

[Desdinova]

What about Rach?

As in the abbreviation for "Rachel"? I guess that works.

 

[dannowillbookem]

hahaha. she's gonna run into drug problems eventually if she keeps her mind on them so much