Funny Pick Up Line

[DonJuanByNature]

As I walk by or drive by or what ever and see a girl say for example next to a 7-11, I will ask her "Excuse me, do you know where I can find 7-11?" Most of the time, she will look around and then say "ammm, right there", and then i get a funny smirk and say "ahhh, wow, I guess I got caught with my attention somewhere else,.... (laught, giggle what ever) then... Well, whats your name? bla bla bla.. thats cool, where u from... "Well I just moved here, and I am trying it would be nice to meet the neigbors, how about icecream on me since you helped me out with 7-11"

Dont think it can be done? If your DonJuan.. it can... note "neighbors" makes you feel less of a stranger, "icecream" sounds innocent and in public, AND you flattered her big time by not realizing 7-11 (usually Its not that obvious, i.e. it be some store or bank) was right there cause your "focus" was somewhere else..
SO SUAVE BABY :moon:

 

[Monkey D. Luffy]

She might think you're high on acid if you say that, too...but I'll store it away for later use.

thx

 

[DonJuanByNature]

Keep in Mind

There is always variation of this pick up line.. i.e. you can say "okay, i knew it was there, its just I saw you and I didnt know what else to day.. laugh hahahhaha..and then.. so... Whats your name?"
ice breaker lol

 

[lYlasTer]

There is always variation of this pick up line.. i.e. you can say "okay, i knew it was there, its just I saw you and I didnt know what else to day.. laugh hahahhaha..and then.. so... Whats your name?"
ice breaker lol

1st one is kinda cheesy, but the #2 can work