"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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Funny Pick Up Line

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As I walk by or drive by or what ever and see a girl say for example next to a 7-11, I will ask her "Excuse me, do you know where I can find 7-11?" Most of the time, she will look around and then say "ammm, right there", and then i get a funny smirk and say "ahhh, wow, I guess I got caught with my attention somewhere else,.... (laught, giggle what ever) then... Well, whats your name? bla bla bla.. thats cool, where u from... "Well I just moved here, and I am trying it would be nice to meet the neigbors, how about icecream on me since you helped me out with 7-11" :)

Dont think it can be done? If your DonJuan.. it can... note "neighbors" makes you feel less of a stranger, "icecream" sounds innocent and in public, AND you flattered her big time by not realizing 7-11 (usually Its not that obvious, i.e. it be some store or bank) was right there cause your "focus" was somewhere else..
SO SUAVE BABY :moon:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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She might think you're high on acid if you say that, too...but I'll store it away for later use.

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Keep in Mind

There is always variation of this pick up line.. i.e. you can say "okay, i knew it was there, its just I saw you and I didnt know what else to day.. laugh hahahhaha..and then.. so... Whats your name?"
ice breaker lol
 
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DonJuanByNature said:
There is always variation of this pick up line.. i.e. you can say "okay, i knew it was there, its just I saw you and I didnt know what else to day.. laugh hahahhaha..and then.. so... Whats your name?"
ice breaker lol
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1st one is kinda cheesy, but the #2 can work
 
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