Why "Whatever You Want" Keeps You Single

She says the movie looks dumb; you suddenly agree. She tests you with a little attitude; you apologize for nothing.

You think you're being easy to get along with. She reads something else entirely: a man with no edges. Nothing to hold on to. No friction, no tension, no reason to wonder what he really thinks.

The "22 Rules" taught me to push back — playfully, calmly, without needing her approval. Strange things happened after that.

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It's a little something Ive used and had amazing success with and I think it's pritty original.

It works like this. I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,

"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

I've used it on girls who smile a load. "I love the way you never smile, and have that missreble face".


If your in a rubbish club you can say,
"Wow i havn't had this much fun since I got stabbed"

I'd like you guys to contibute to this, the guy who I learnt this off has about 10 girls on the go, it has a nice bit of sarcasm in it.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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me: hey! what's up!
her: :(
me: wow! The last person I saw as excited as you was in a coma!
her: :D
 

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my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
 

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Originally posted by S0LID
my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
:down:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Originally posted by S0LID
I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,
"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
What?
 
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