"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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It's a little something Ive used and had amazing success with and I think it's pritty original.

It works like this. I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,

"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

I've used it on girls who smile a load. "I love the way you never smile, and have that missreble face".


If your in a rubbish club you can say,
"Wow i havn't had this much fun since I got stabbed"

I'd like you guys to contibute to this, the guy who I learnt this off has about 10 girls on the go, it has a nice bit of sarcasm in it.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Kerensky

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me: hey! what's up!
her: :(
me: wow! The last person I saw as excited as you was in a coma!
her: :D
 

S0LID

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my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
 

AmazingTricks

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Originally posted by S0LID
my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
:down:
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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sandinista

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Originally posted by S0LID
I knicked my mates seat and left him with the uncomfortable one. He says,
"I love the way you take my seat, and then u dont even bother using it ".

my mate did a good one yest. We were driving to macDs and he said, "good job macDonalds has an invisible cash point".
What?
 
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