"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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SikWitIt

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A friend of mine who just happens to be a girl talked to this guy maybe twice. Then like a week later he sends her a dozen roses with a card that says call me lol? Anyway she was like he better not keep doin this i dont like him like that.

So a week later he's like following her around everywher and later that day she told me he was standing by her car with two presents (alarm clock lol) and a little streo rofl, She was like i dont like you i dont want anything from you, so he said he would just leave the stuff ther behind her car even if she didnt want it.

She keeps tellin this loser to leave her alone and hes like i dont think i can promise that.

So basically she ask me to walk her to her car now cause this guys like stalking her.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Vincent

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HAHAHAHAHA

WHAT AN AFC I LOVE IT!!

Wait why are you in the friends zone with this chick?

hmm wait a second?

lol J/p, don't get in to deep. If the guy gets to serious, you may want to tell someone. Just get some good laughs out of it.
 

jiveturkey

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write down the address to ths site and tell the guy he needs to visit it....
 

Supero Masculus

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:D I agree with that last one!! Hahaha that guy's a total AFC!! THe worst case of AFC i've ever heard of!! Lol!
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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