Funniest thing that has happened to you while having sex

[Epicurus]

I’ll start us off

Two weeks ago a regular **** buddy of mine was giving me head I was laying down and she was doing her thing. So long story short I’m cumming in her mouth, but I don’t think she expected it to be that much this girl literally almost chokes to death, sorta vomits it all over me and the bed and looks like she had been crying for hours. We spent a good 20 minutes laughing it off

 

[jaymbrs]

Put it in my ex girlfriend's ass and literally got **** on. She sprinted to the restroom while I stood there shocked and disgusted. I jumped into the shower immediately while she finished pooping in the toilet. We never talked about it.

 

[Milano]

nosebleeding into her pssy while oral, took some time until I noticed too

 

[RangerMIke]

I was a Captain in the Army, stationed in Germany, and this chick I met wanted me to handcuff her to her bed. So I did, when we were done I asked for the keys and we discovered that it wasn't the novelty sex cuffs she gave me... but her boyfriends REAL cuff, and he was a German policeman. I went down to my car and got out my car jack and jacked her bed posts apart to get her free.

But she was still handcuffed, just not to the post. She decided to play it off as her putting them on waiting for the BF, so I had to clean her up. First and only time I douched a chick.