"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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Funniest thing that has happened to you while having sex

Epicurus

Epicurus

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I’ll start us off

Two weeks ago a regular **** buddy of mine was giving me head I was laying down and she was doing her thing. So long story short I’m cumming in her mouth, but I don’t think she expected it to be that much this girl literally almost chokes to death, sorta vomits it all over me and the bed and looks like she had been crying for hours. We spent a good 20 minutes laughing it off
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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jaymbrs

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Put it in my ex girlfriend's ass and literally got **** on. She sprinted to the restroom while I stood there shocked and disgusted. I jumped into the shower immediately while she finished pooping in the toilet. We never talked about it.
 
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Milano

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nosebleeding into her pssy while oral, took some time until I noticed too :)
 
RangerMIke

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I was a Captain in the Army, stationed in Germany, and this chick I met wanted me to handcuff her to her bed. So I did, when we were done I asked for the keys and we discovered that it wasn't the novelty sex cuffs she gave me... but her boyfriends REAL cuff, and he was a German policeman. I went down to my car and got out my car jack and jacked her bed posts apart to get her free.

But she was still handcuffed, just not to the post. She decided to play it off as her putting them on waiting for the BF, so I had to clean her up. First and only time I douched a chick.
 
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