Leah
Don Juan
That's not funny.
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Funniest Post Of The Year.
- Thread starter Leah
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not funny to the guy that it happend to.
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
Leah
Don Juan
Hmm how did I guess you'd try and make fun of me? How unoriginal. Surely one of you must have a funny story?
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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I saw some guy drop his train ticket on the tracks just as a train was coming last night. Is that funny?
Leah
Don Juan
Yeah that raised a chuckle. By the way, I'm female. I was giving a guy a hand job once and he spunked in his own eye.
Leah
Don Juan
Only if you tell me what Sarging is 
Leah
Don Juan
Thank you for the explanation. Cuteness is a matter of opinion, feel free to check out my pics on my website though xx
Let's not hijack your thread!
Let's not hijack your thread!
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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Wow, nice g-string. My mum's got one just like it...
...oh hang on. That doesn't really work does it?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Leah
Don Juan
LMAO! Your mum has taste!