Leah
Don Juan
That's not funny.
"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Funniest Post Of The Year.
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"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not funny to the guy that it happend to.
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
Leah
Don Juan
Hmm how did I guess you'd try and make fun of me? How unoriginal. Surely one of you must have a funny story?
“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”
Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.
Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers. Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.
I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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I saw some guy drop his train ticket on the tracks just as a train was coming last night. Is that funny?
Leah
Don Juan
Yeah that raised a chuckle. By the way, I'm female. I was giving a guy a hand job once and he spunked in his own eye.
Leah
Don Juan
Only if you tell me what Sarging is 
Leah
Don Juan
Thank you for the explanation. Cuteness is a matter of opinion, feel free to check out my pics on my website though xx
Let's not hijack your thread!
Let's not hijack your thread!
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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Wow, nice g-string. My mum's got one just like it...
...oh hang on. That doesn't really work does it?
"How I Made Sure No Woman Ever Friend-Zoned Me Again"
She calls you when her car breaks down. When she needs help moving. When some guy she's actually dating treats her badly.
You're the listener. The reliable one. The guy who would treat her so much better, if she'd just open her eyes.
She won't. You trained her to see you as the low-effort option — the friend who requires zero risk and zero investment. Every favor dug the hole deeper.
The "22 Rules" break the pattern. You'll stop auditioning for a role she already cast and become the man she chases instead. It starts with Rule 1.
Leah
Don Juan
LMAO! Your mum has taste!