Leah
Don Juan
That's not funny.
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Funniest Post Of The Year.
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"She Made Her Decision Before You Finished Your Sentence"
Three seconds. That's how long it took. Your shoes. Your posture. The way you held your drink. Whether you looked at the floor or looked at her.
She already filed you away. Interesting. Boring. Safe. Bold. Before you even opened your mouth.
Everything you say after that is just her confirming what she already decided.
So stop rehearsing lines. Fix the first three seconds. Stand tall. Look up. Smile like you mean it. Walk like you belong wherever you're standing.
The words come later. The impression comes first.
spider_007
Master Don Juan
it's not funny to the guy that it happend to.
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
but to me bro, it'a halarious:crackup:
Leah
Don Juan
Hmm how did I guess you'd try and make fun of me? How unoriginal. Surely one of you must have a funny story?
"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"
You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.
She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.
Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.
Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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I saw some guy drop his train ticket on the tracks just as a train was coming last night. Is that funny?
Leah
Don Juan
Yeah that raised a chuckle. By the way, I'm female. I was giving a guy a hand job once and he spunked in his own eye.
Leah
Don Juan
Only if you tell me what Sarging is 
Leah
Don Juan
Thank you for the explanation. Cuteness is a matter of opinion, feel free to check out my pics on my website though xx
Let's not hijack your thread!
Let's not hijack your thread!
Hound_of_Love
Don Juan
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Wow, nice g-string. My mum's got one just like it...
...oh hang on. That doesn't really work does it?
“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”
You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.
I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.
Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.
These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.
Leah
Don Juan
LMAO! Your mum has taste!