Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I puked off the side of the octopus ride at the fair. It flew far.
"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"
Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.
You've been "getting ready" for two years.
She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.
Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.
Funniest or most embarassing moment with a new girlfriend
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- Start date
"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
CGE333
Senior Don Juan
Okay here is one although it is more about a disaster avoided. I had gone out with this chick a couple of times and I knew it would be nothing long term but I had no other prospects. I swear every time I talked to this chick on the phone she would go on and on about how sick her mother was, how she was worried about her, etc. So one time she was going through this and I almost said, “Well it’s not like your mom is on her last leg or anything”, and I am so glad that I didn’t. A few days later I met her mom and her mom had one of her legs amputated because of diabetes.
As cruel as it sounds, my friends laugh and I about my close call to this day.
As cruel as it sounds, my friends laugh and I about my close call to this day.
BobFuest
Senior Don Juan
After the first time I had sex with a girl I was a little drunk and didnt think so i flushed the condom down the toliet since i couldnt find a garbage can.
The next morning it was floating in there for all her roomates to see. She said if I wasnt such a great guy she would have thought i was being an a-hole on purpose.
The next morning it was floating in there for all her roomates to see. She said if I wasnt such a great guy she would have thought i was being an a-hole on purpose.
BobFuest
Senior Don Juan
also on a first day with my current LTR at the club when this drunk girl i barely knew (but had interest in as she was HB7) came over and started hugging me goodbye. That was ok but then she bent over and started ramming her tongue in my throat while my date sat next to me. I had to kiss her, she was hot as hell. I am so glad my date was busy talking to this girl's "ride" or else i would have been in deep sh-it.