Bible_Belt
Master Don Juan
I puked off the side of the octopus ride at the fair. It flew far.
"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"
She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.
Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.
The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.
Funniest or most embarassing moment with a new girlfriend
- Thread starter STR8UP
- Start date
"I just moved here from Florida."
That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?
She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."
She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.
I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.
Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.
CGE333
Senior Don Juan
Okay here is one although it is more about a disaster avoided. I had gone out with this chick a couple of times and I knew it would be nothing long term but I had no other prospects. I swear every time I talked to this chick on the phone she would go on and on about how sick her mother was, how she was worried about her, etc. So one time she was going through this and I almost said, “Well it’s not like your mom is on her last leg or anything”, and I am so glad that I didn’t. A few days later I met her mom and her mom had one of her legs amputated because of diabetes.
As cruel as it sounds, my friends laugh and I about my close call to this day.
As cruel as it sounds, my friends laugh and I about my close call to this day.
BobFuest
Senior Don Juan
After the first time I had sex with a girl I was a little drunk and didnt think so i flushed the condom down the toliet since i couldnt find a garbage can.
The next morning it was floating in there for all her roomates to see. She said if I wasnt such a great guy she would have thought i was being an a-hole on purpose.
The next morning it was floating in there for all her roomates to see. She said if I wasnt such a great guy she would have thought i was being an a-hole on purpose.
BobFuest
Senior Don Juan
also on a first day with my current LTR at the club when this drunk girl i barely knew (but had interest in as she was HB7) came over and started hugging me goodbye. That was ok but then she bent over and started ramming her tongue in my throat while my date sat next to me. I had to kiss her, she was hot as hell. I am so glad my date was busy talking to this girl's "ride" or else i would have been in deep sh-it.