"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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Fun with Tinder openers?

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Anyone having any success with Tinder? Any good openers/ ball breaking ones? A friend is trying a couple I'd made up quick and so far getting replies.

Your picture just gave me a massive Tinderection damn you..

I just saw your picture and meant to slap you across the face but Tinder counted it as a swipe..

Next time use a picture with your legs spread so I can swipe right with my tongue.

Just a heads up. I swiped right on your picture with the same hand I just pleasured myself with and gave you a virtual facial. ;)

Congratulations. I just thought I'd let you know I use Tinder while dropping a deuce and was wiping myself when I came across your picture, swiped right and gave you a Dirty Sanchez.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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yes they are all funny. try it and let us know how it works.
those openers may not work for all people. I lurke around misc. they have many more
 

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Maximummax said:
yes they are all funny. try it and let us know how it works.
those openers may not work for all people. I lurke around misc. they have many more
My friend's trying them out. So far he's getting replies but hasn't responded to the replies. I'll find out later. I don't use Tinder and haven't had FB in a few years and don't plan on ever using either (FB) again.

If I did use Tinder that's the type of sht I'd think up and send. I'll have to think up more and see how his responses, numbers obtained etc. go.
 

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I use Tinder to find FWB's so I have some very racy pics on my profile, so I'll just message them and say "Stop gawking for just a minute & actually say Hi!" lol
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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old married dude said:
I use Tinder to find FWB's so I have some very racy pics on my profile, so I'll just message them and say "Stop gawking for just a minute & actually say Hi!" lol

You could always send them a message after they swipe right and you do saying:

Congratulations. You've made the "right" decision. ;P

Or:

Damn girl..Take it easy with the swiping. I don't want claw marks on my abs just yet..;)

Or:

Thanks for swiping me back. Just thought I'd let you know it was the first time I actually touched a hot girls breast and hopefully it won't be the last. ;) lol

Or:

Damn girl! I swiped right so hard on my friggin phone when I saw your cute pic I slapped the protective cover off it!

Or:

Ok. So you swiped me now, but will you swipe my bottom after we're married for 50 years and I can't do it myself anymore?

Or:

Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now let's meet up for coffee and swipe some sugar packets and napkins./ Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now give me your number so later we can both swipe liquor from the bar at my place and have some drinks.
 

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TarantulaHawk said:
You could always send them a message after they swipe right and you do saying:

Congratulations. You've made the "right" decision. ;P
CORNY :down:

Or:

Damn girl..Take it easy with the swiping. I don't want claw marks on my abs just yet..;)
CHEESY :D

Or:

Thanks for swiping me back. Just thought I'd let you know it was the first time I actually touched a hot girls breast and hopefully it won't be the last. ;) lol
CREEPY :eek:

Or:

Damn girl! I swiped right so hard on my friggin phone when I saw your cute pic I slapped the protective cover off it!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SENDING THESE? :nervous:

Or:

Ok. So you swiped me now, but will you swipe my bottom after we're married for 50 years and I can't do it myself anymore?
SMH :nono:

Or:

Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now let's meet up for coffee and swipe some sugar packets and napkins./ Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now give me your number so later we can both swipe liquor from the bar at my place and have some drinks.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. :cuss:
 

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My thoughts in bold:

I'd send whatever I felt like sending. You don't determine what a chick is going to respond to let alone who they're going to respond to.

You test different things out with your best pictures up. Then again most of you are simply afraid of chicks not responding to the "perfect" opener or worried about losing "attractiveness" over a friggin boundary. LMFAO.

Whereas I could care less and would amuse myself with the app just like chicks do.

I don't use Tinder. A friends using it and I'd told him some sht to send and so far a bunch of the chicks are responding to them. I'll see how things go for him later on and he knows to go for the numbers quick to then setup meets.
 
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