Fun with Tinder openers?

[TarantulaHawk]

Anyone having any success with Tinder? Any good openers/ ball breaking ones? A friend is trying a couple I'd made up quick and so far getting replies.

Your picture just gave me a massive Tinderection damn you..

I just saw your picture and meant to slap you across the face but Tinder counted it as a swipe..

Next time use a picture with your legs spread so I can swipe right with my tongue.

Just a heads up. I swiped right on your picture with the same hand I just pleasured myself with and gave you a virtual facial.

Congratulations. I just thought I'd let you know I use Tinder while dropping a deuce and was wiping myself when I came across your picture, swiped right and gave you a Dirty Sanchez.

 

[dk1990S111]

LOL pretty funny

 

[Maximummax]

yes they are all funny. try it and let us know how it works.
those openers may not work for all people. I lurke around misc. they have many more

 

[TarantulaHawk]

yes they are all funny. try it and let us know how it works.
those openers may not work for all people. I lurke around misc. they have many more

My friend's trying them out. So far he's getting replies but hasn't responded to the replies. I'll find out later. I don't use Tinder and haven't had FB in a few years and don't plan on ever using either (FB) again.

If I did use Tinder that's the type of sht I'd think up and send. I'll have to think up more and see how his responses, numbers obtained etc. go.

 

[old married dude]

I use Tinder to find FWB's so I have some very racy pics on my profile, so I'll just message them and say "Stop gawking for just a minute & actually say Hi!" lol

 

[TarantulaHawk]

I use Tinder to find FWB's so I have some very racy pics on my profile, so I'll just message them and say "Stop gawking for just a minute & actually say Hi!" lol

You could always send them a message after they swipe right and you do saying:

Congratulations. You've made the "right" decision. ;P

Or:

Damn girl..Take it easy with the swiping. I don't want claw marks on my abs just yet..

Or:

Thanks for swiping me back. Just thought I'd let you know it was the first time I actually touched a hot girls breast and hopefully it won't be the last. lol

Or:

Damn girl! I swiped right so hard on my friggin phone when I saw your cute pic I slapped the protective cover off it!

Or:

Ok. So you swiped me now, but will you swipe my bottom after we're married for 50 years and I can't do it myself anymore?

Or:

Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now let's meet up for coffee and swipe some sugar packets and napkins./ Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now give me your number so later we can both swipe liquor from the bar at my place and have some drinks.

 

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My thoughts in bold:

You could always send them a message after they swipe right and you do saying:

Congratulations. You've made the "right" decision. ;P
CORNY

Or:

Damn girl..Take it easy with the swiping. I don't want claw marks on my abs just yet..
CHEESY

Or:

Thanks for swiping me back. Just thought I'd let you know it was the first time I actually touched a hot girls breast and hopefully it won't be the last. lol
CREEPY

Or:

Damn girl! I swiped right so hard on my friggin phone when I saw your cute pic I slapped the protective cover off it!
PLEASE TELL ME YOU'RE NOT ACTUALLY SENDING THESE? :nervous:

Or:

Ok. So you swiped me now, but will you swipe my bottom after we're married for 50 years and I can't do it myself anymore?
SMH :nono:

Or:

Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now let's meet up for coffee and swipe some sugar packets and napkins./ Cool. So we both swiped each other. Now give me your number so later we can both swipe liquor from the bar at my place and have some drinks.
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY. :cuss:

 

[TarantulaHawk]

My thoughts in bold:

I'd send whatever I felt like sending. You don't determine what a chick is going to respond to let alone who they're going to respond to.

You test different things out with your best pictures up. Then again most of you are simply afraid of chicks not responding to the "perfect" opener or worried about losing "attractiveness" over a friggin boundary. LMFAO.

Whereas I could care less and would amuse myself with the app just like chicks do.

I don't use Tinder. A friends using it and I'd told him some sht to send and so far a bunch of the chicks are responding to them. I'll see how things go for him later on and he knows to go for the numbers quick to then setup meets.