"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Fun thing to do to girls who you couldnt get/LJBF'ed u.

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It's funny, I don't take it seriously, this game.

It's fun.

Ofcourse everyone has girls who they cannot get for reason GOD only knows why...

Like they have a BF or a husband, and is very devoted. There are girls like that.

So my question is, what do you guys do to these girls or tell these girls who are of no use to us/yourself?

I pretend to be AFC (even though im not) I tell her..

"OMG im like totally sad :( :(: ( bec u love someone else. OMG what did i ever do wrong??? All I did was love you!!."

I get funny reactions from this, she actually thinks i love her or something. :D

(this is ofcourse sent in SMS/Txt messaging bec I'd probably die laughing if I tried to do this personally or through the fone is just a waste of my time; we have better things to do)

I could instantly NEXT her but this is a funny thing to do. :D

Did this to 2 girls already. Funny reactions.

Because to those Reformed AFC's like myself, you can actually see what would happen If you act the way you did when you were AFC.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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by wasting your time and not nexting them means what exactly? sounds afcish

So my question is, what do you guys do to these girls or tell these girls who are of no use to us/yourself?
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sounds like someone needs to just grow up? When your balls have dropped pls reply to this thread
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
One of my FB's over the summer told me she got a bf. That's tight so I called her up a couple weeks later and:


[Screaming Arnold Style]

JC: Dis iz Ahnold!!
HB: What?
JC: Ya you want to fvck me. You want to fvck me NOWW!!!!
HB: Um....
JC: We gonna go in da back of de chopper and we gonna fvck!!! NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
HB: Whatever. [click]

HAHAH. Funny thing is she just called me last week and wants to hang out again. Guess she dumped her bf. :p



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Thats great. Haha. :D
 
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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
One of my FB's over the summer told me she got a bf. That's tight so I called her up a couple weeks later and:


[Screaming Arnold Style]

JC: Dis iz Ahnold!!
HB: What?
JC: Ya you want to fvck me. You want to fvck me NOWW!!!!
HB: Um....
JC: We gonna go in da back of de chopper and we gonna fvck!!! NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
HB: Whatever. [click]

HAHAH. Funny thing is she just called me last week and wants to hang out again. Guess she dumped her bf. :p



JC
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You lack discipline. And, yes, I'm detective John Kimble. Don't bull**** me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Usually when a girl passes a LJBF line on me, I act friendly and *IF* i think they have something to offer me as a friend (if they're hot - i'll use them as social proof, if they're into activities that I could go with them, then that's cool too) but if they don't have anything to offer me... then I delete their contact info, ignore, and move on.
 
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Originally posted by Duamutef
You lack discipline. And, yes, I'm detective John Kimble. Don't bull**** me.
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I'm a cop you idiot!
 
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