"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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Fun thing to do to girls who you couldnt get/LJBF'ed u.

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It's funny, I don't take it seriously, this game.

It's fun.

Ofcourse everyone has girls who they cannot get for reason GOD only knows why...

Like they have a BF or a husband, and is very devoted. There are girls like that.

So my question is, what do you guys do to these girls or tell these girls who are of no use to us/yourself?

I pretend to be AFC (even though im not) I tell her..

"OMG im like totally sad :( :(: ( bec u love someone else. OMG what did i ever do wrong??? All I did was love you!!."

I get funny reactions from this, she actually thinks i love her or something. :D

(this is ofcourse sent in SMS/Txt messaging bec I'd probably die laughing if I tried to do this personally or through the fone is just a waste of my time; we have better things to do)

I could instantly NEXT her but this is a funny thing to do. :D

Did this to 2 girls already. Funny reactions.

Because to those Reformed AFC's like myself, you can actually see what would happen If you act the way you did when you were AFC.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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by wasting your time and not nexting them means what exactly? sounds afcish

So my question is, what do you guys do to these girls or tell these girls who are of no use to us/yourself?
sounds like someone needs to just grow up? When your balls have dropped pls reply to this thread
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
One of my FB's over the summer told me she got a bf. That's tight so I called her up a couple weeks later and:


[Screaming Arnold Style]

JC: Dis iz Ahnold!!
HB: What?
JC: Ya you want to fvck me. You want to fvck me NOWW!!!!
HB: Um....
JC: We gonna go in da back of de chopper and we gonna fvck!!! NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
HB: Whatever. [click]

HAHAH. Funny thing is she just called me last week and wants to hang out again. Guess she dumped her bf. :p



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Thats great. Haha. :D
 

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Originally posted by JC Jerkson
One of my FB's over the summer told me she got a bf. That's tight so I called her up a couple weeks later and:


[Screaming Arnold Style]

JC: Dis iz Ahnold!!
HB: What?
JC: Ya you want to fvck me. You want to fvck me NOWW!!!!
HB: Um....
JC: We gonna go in da back of de chopper and we gonna fvck!!! NOWWWW!!!!!!!!!
HB: Whatever. [click]

HAHAH. Funny thing is she just called me last week and wants to hang out again. Guess she dumped her bf. :p



JC
You lack discipline. And, yes, I'm detective John Kimble. Don't bull**** me.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Usually when a girl passes a LJBF line on me, I act friendly and *IF* i think they have something to offer me as a friend (if they're hot - i'll use them as social proof, if they're into activities that I could go with them, then that's cool too) but if they don't have anything to offer me... then I delete their contact info, ignore, and move on.
 

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Originally posted by Duamutef
You lack discipline. And, yes, I'm detective John Kimble. Don't bull**** me.
I'm a cop you idiot!
 
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