"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fun sex thing

Teflon_Mcgee

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Today I hung a condom full of water in my freezer until it froze. Then I peeled off the condom.

I used it on my girl and she LOVED it. It feels really good for both if you give her a few quick strokes with the ice and then put your penis in.

She almost came instantly every time I did it. She'll feel like you d^ck is warm as h^ll.

Try it.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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Rebound Material

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ill always remember this.
 

The Forms

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If you hold an icecube between your teeth and use that on her nipples she'll respond nicely.
 

Rata Blanca

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Interesting
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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spider_007

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just watch, make sure the "penis ice" is starting to melt. Last thing you want to do is get it stuck to her insides.
 

wolf116

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Hahahahaha. Housemate opeans the fridge....WTF
 
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