"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Teflon_Mcgee

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Today I hung a condom full of water in my freezer until it froze. Then I peeled off the condom.

I used it on my girl and she LOVED it. It feels really good for both if you give her a few quick strokes with the ice and then put your penis in.

She almost came instantly every time I did it. She'll feel like you d^ck is warm as h^ll.

Try it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ill always remember this.
 

The Forms

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If you hold an icecube between your teeth and use that on her nipples she'll respond nicely.
 

Rata Blanca

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Interesting
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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spider_007

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just watch, make sure the "penis ice" is starting to melt. Last thing you want to do is get it stuck to her insides.
 

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Hahahahaha. Housemate opeans the fridge....WTF
 
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