"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Today I hung a condom full of water in my freezer until it froze. Then I peeled off the condom.

I used it on my girl and she LOVED it. It feels really good for both if you give her a few quick strokes with the ice and then put your penis in.

She almost came instantly every time I did it. She'll feel like you d^ck is warm as h^ll.

Try it.
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

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ill always remember this.
 
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If you hold an icecube between your teeth and use that on her nipples she'll respond nicely.
 
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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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just watch, make sure the "penis ice" is starting to melt. Last thing you want to do is get it stuck to her insides.
 
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Hahahahaha. Housemate opeans the fridge....WTF
 
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