"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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Gentlemen let’s keep this thread on topic, bash OLD elsewhere please.

Those of us using OLD are simply trying to have some fun.
 

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Seeing on the sites women openly stating they have herpes. More trannies as well.
I think there is actually a dating apps or website that is specifically catered to people who already have genital herpes.
 

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I asked her if she was a virgin.....42yo, tatted up, and these pics make her look way better than she is. View attachment 10655 View attachment 10656
So what are you going to get out of this arrangement for the first three months? She‘s definitely not a teenager that is unexperienced and saving her virginity. 42, being demanding before anything even starts and illegible tats on her arms are red flags.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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She's probably very picky or batshyt crazy,bathsyt crazies that are hot are the most fun in the sack
Im 39. Couple years ago you'd see more hot women 40 and over on old. I'd message them sometimes if they were hot and usually easier to talk to and match with. I noticed if you call them a cougar a lot of them like it and find it funny and reply. Hardly hit on any post wall now since most of them are fat on old.
 

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This doesn't quite fit the subject of OLD but I saw this review for a gym I go to and I couldn't help but share it because of how absurd it is. Post wall women wants the last scraps of validation from men so she wears a revealing top to the gym, but she's the victim.

Apparently being told to change to less revealing attire means THEY are sexualizing her and in fact it's degrading to NOT allow women to dress like slvts. I see so many examples of female hypocrisy and delusion in ordinary places all the time, and I am reminded that the women on OLD are not "different", all women are like this.

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This is what I mean, every now and then you find one. 46 and by my estimation a solid 8.0-8.5 age adjusted. Very few men here would not tap it - even if they could:

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Over 35 you start seeing her getting old quite well

Over 40 is a certainty even for those who take really good of themselves

I would not tap that if I would be under 50
 

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I see something along these lines every day on hinge/bumble.
Well silver lining here is that she's less difficult since she doesn't want to piss off hubby who's trying to get his rocks off by watching.
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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This is what I mean, every now and then you find one. 46 and by my estimation a solid 8.0-8.5 age adjusted. Very few men here would not tap it - even if they could:

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Ok, but she's banking on people not noticing that she's bathed deeply in shadows...
 

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This is what I mean, every now and then you find one. 46 and by my estimation a solid 8.0-8.5 age adjusted. Very few men here would not tap it - even if they could:

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age-adjusted, i like this function. i usually can't grant any woman over 40 an 8 or above. your metric is fair however
 

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Ok, but she's banking on people not noticing that she's bathed deeply in shadows...
I'd tap it, no doubt. She'd fit in the middle of the current rotation nicely, falling off between boyfriends but returning for a bit now and then. I'm seriously ok with a less pretty face and a nice body. I'm not delusional about where I sit in the marketplace, as many would seem to be.

You can keep your younger women; I'll happily boink hot "old" women, as some would think to be anyone over 25.. LMFAO. That's why I'm slaying, and most of ya'll prayin' sitting at your keyboards spouting.

I'm in my 50's and still regularly have sex with 2-3 different women in a day. I'm happy. You should be too. Guys do what works for you - don't give a fack about what anyone else says.

I like fit brunettes with >8 bodies; the face can be as low as a 6, do your thing - there's no shame in it.
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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