Fun posting ridiculous OLD profile screenshots

[Pierce Manhammer]

For those of us using online dating:

We could have fun posting screenshots of the outrageous things and pictures women post on their profiles. I've recently come across a few but failed to screenshot them, so I cant start the thread with a good one - but I'm sure it won't be long.

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

So sayeth a 50 year old:

 

[The Duke]

 

[The Duke]

 

[The Duke]

 

[Plinco]

So sayeth a 50 year old:
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She looks good for 50, I'll give her that, but yikes.

The rest of these, holy crap.

 

[I_have_BDE]

So sayeth a 50 year old:
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yes, but what does she REALLY look like in person LOL. Filters, how old is the pic etc.

 

[I_have_BDE]

The ones that get me are girls who post like 4 pages about themselves, their emotions and all their requirements. You see this on paid sites a lot.

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

So sayeth a 50 year old:
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Baby rabies yikes! At 42 Im looking forward to retirement not raising any damn kids.

 

[RobbyDog]

I didn’t capture this one’s pics but she wasn’t too bad looking. Not hot enough to be so particular. Does anyone know what half the acronyms mean?!

 

[Dust 2 Dust]

I didn’t capture this one’s pics but she wasn’t too bad looking. Not hot enough to be so particular. Does anyone know what half the acronyms mean?!

She sounds like a wacko.
No QMARS= No Indian men
No Metro= I'm assuming no guys who take the bus

 

[I_have_BDE]

She sounds like a wacko.
No QMARS= No Indian men
No Metro= I'm assuming no guys who take the bus

Worse ones are the ones who want to know your briggs myers bs. Some will even have you take tests! Pass!!

 

[TheEveningChronograph]

yes, but what does she REALLY look like in person LOL. Filters, how old is the pic etc.

Like a mini me/us* LOL. That description killed me.

 

[SW15]

So sayeth a 50 year old:
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She inspired a great thread.

Oh you guys are gunna love this...

Welcome to Northern California. Now to see all the replies about "she's an old hag that's seen more cawk than a urinal at Grand Central Station"... But seriously, she's 50 and wants a baby?!

www.sosuave.net

 

[Pierce Manhammer]

Pls post locales with screenshots and a pic if possible.

 

[RobbyDog]

No pic of her…what thirsty simp is actually gonna give her the attention she’s craving?
Southern Ontario

 

[RobbyDog]

So sayeth a 50 year old:
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It’s incredible how many late 30s/40s women on Bumble say they “want kids someday”. A red flag if there ever was one.
I’m not old enough to be swiping for 50s but this doesn’t surprise me

 

[Tilex]

Damn, I should've taken screenshots of some of the sh!t I read 10 years ago.

I saw a lot of dating profiles of women back then that wanted a God Fearing Man right at the top of their info.
Other profiles had My Dog is my #1 priority

I cringe every time I read that nonsense.

 

[I_have_BDE]

Damn, I should've taken screenshots of some of the sh!t I read 10 years ago.

I saw a lot of dating profiles of women back then that wanted a God Fearing Man right at the top of their info.
Other profiles had My Dog is my #1 priority

I cringe every time I read that nonsense.

So much worse now with the BS on profiles.

 

[The Duke]