Crissco
Master Don Juan
Not sure how accurate all of these are but still there fun non the less. Learn one of them and give it a shot, im sure youll get a couple of them laguhing, then you can take it from there....Some of them are a bit old, but still classics. My fav 2 are the forrest walk, and the house game.
"The Wall and the Forest"
-You are walking in a field, you see a wall, how high is it, and
how do you get by it? [wall = pride, and also how you get past
obstacles]
-you continue walking, and you see a house [kind of house you dream
to have later in life]
-you see a key on the ground, you go to the house, does the key
open the door? [if yes, means you can get married]
-you go in the house (if you were able to open with the key), and
on the first floor you see a table and chairs, how many chairs are
there? [means how many people in your future family]
-now you go outside, and see to one direction a dense dark forest, and
the other way, a less dense/brighter wooded area. Which way do you
go? (dark forest=expect something, but unknown, take a chance)
(bright wooded area=easygoing style/way)
-as you walk you then see a lake nearby. How big is it, and how deep
is it? (big=size of your heart, depth=depth of your heart)
Game: The house
Tell the chick to imagine herself standing inside a house. As she is
standing there, 5 things are taking place which demand her immediate
attention:
1. A baby is crying.
2. The phone is ringing.
3. Somebody is knocking on the door.
4. Water is running in a sink.
5. Clothes are hanging outside to dry and it's starting to rain.
Ask the chick to tell you in which order she would take care of each of
these problems. Once she tells you this, explain to her that her
answers represent her priorities in life, since each problem has a
specific meaning:
1. The baby represents her family.
2. The phone represents her love life.
3. The knocking on the door represents her friends.
4. The water represents money.
5. The clothes represents her career.
Is this stuff real? Damned if I know, but every chick I've used it on
is impressed, and even if it isn't right, most chicks seem to want to
believe that it is real. Have fun!
The Forest Walk
Sometimes it’s hard to think up new ways to lay on the kino... that oh-so important, casual-seeming touch which can add so much to a woman’s or girl’s opinion of you. Well I have the perfect one.
You get the hand kino, you get to lightly and playfully palm her so you can differentiate yourself from other people, and it’s funny...
And here it is: The Forest Walk.
When I was young my brother got this practical joke done to him, and which he subsequently did to me... painfully. But I think it could be adapted easily to the pick-up scene.
You tell them you’ve got a challenge for them, and say that no one you know has ever gotten it right. That challenge is sure to lure anyone into giving it a go, if not to impress you, then to defeat you.
Anyway, you take their hand and turn it palm up and say "Okay, you’re walking on the ground in a forest, which is from the heel of your hand to the tip of your fingers. And the object is to walk from one side to the other with your index finger until you get to the other side... without hitting any trees, and with your eyes closed. Okay, the trees are here, here, here." Point out 5 or 6 random locations.
You’re holding their hand from underneath as you’re saying this, and pointing out the trees with the index finger on the other hand. Anyway, you finish by saying "Okay, close your eyes and give it a try."
They’ll try and go slowly and gingerly, thinking about where you pointed out the trees to be (remember not to plant too many, make them think they have a chance) and when they get about mid way through, lightly palm their forehead with the palm of your spare hand.
They should open their eyes in surprise, and you can say with a goofy grin "You hit a tree" and have a good laugh.
I’ve found it to be the perfect kino trick... useful in so many circumstances to get that needed touch. If you want you can continue to hold their hand afterwards, it’s easy to do.
This is a game to find out some things about how chicks
see sex. It is very popular in Japan & is a good state
transitioner
Strawberry Fields
Intro: Hey, lets play a game!
Imagine you are alone in a field, and see a straberry field
in front of you with tasty strawberries.
There is a fence/gate around the field. How high is it?
(= how easy is this girl/guy to take sex)
Now you are in the straberry field, how many straberries
do you take?
(=how many BFs/GFs that person wants)
Ok, after you have finished enjoying the strawberries,
how do you feel about the farmer, who's field you took them
from?
(=how you feel to that person after ****ing them)
**Only problem with this is she could say she feels bad, which a big noto me. I would add in the last line and tell her little did she know the farmer was watching her the whole time..If she says she would walk up to him and give him his stawberrys back, to me that is a good sign.
"The Wall and the Forest"
-You are walking in a field, you see a wall, how high is it, and
how do you get by it? [wall = pride, and also how you get past
obstacles]
-you continue walking, and you see a house [kind of house you dream
to have later in life]
-you see a key on the ground, you go to the house, does the key
open the door? [if yes, means you can get married]
-you go in the house (if you were able to open with the key), and
on the first floor you see a table and chairs, how many chairs are
there? [means how many people in your future family]
-now you go outside, and see to one direction a dense dark forest, and
the other way, a less dense/brighter wooded area. Which way do you
go? (dark forest=expect something, but unknown, take a chance)
(bright wooded area=easygoing style/way)
-as you walk you then see a lake nearby. How big is it, and how deep
is it? (big=size of your heart, depth=depth of your heart)
Game: The house
Tell the chick to imagine herself standing inside a house. As she is
standing there, 5 things are taking place which demand her immediate
attention:
1. A baby is crying.
2. The phone is ringing.
3. Somebody is knocking on the door.
4. Water is running in a sink.
5. Clothes are hanging outside to dry and it's starting to rain.
Ask the chick to tell you in which order she would take care of each of
these problems. Once she tells you this, explain to her that her
answers represent her priorities in life, since each problem has a
specific meaning:
1. The baby represents her family.
2. The phone represents her love life.
3. The knocking on the door represents her friends.
4. The water represents money.
5. The clothes represents her career.
Is this stuff real? Damned if I know, but every chick I've used it on
is impressed, and even if it isn't right, most chicks seem to want to
believe that it is real. Have fun!
The Forest Walk
Sometimes it’s hard to think up new ways to lay on the kino... that oh-so important, casual-seeming touch which can add so much to a woman’s or girl’s opinion of you. Well I have the perfect one.
You get the hand kino, you get to lightly and playfully palm her so you can differentiate yourself from other people, and it’s funny...
And here it is: The Forest Walk.
When I was young my brother got this practical joke done to him, and which he subsequently did to me... painfully. But I think it could be adapted easily to the pick-up scene.
You tell them you’ve got a challenge for them, and say that no one you know has ever gotten it right. That challenge is sure to lure anyone into giving it a go, if not to impress you, then to defeat you.
Anyway, you take their hand and turn it palm up and say "Okay, you’re walking on the ground in a forest, which is from the heel of your hand to the tip of your fingers. And the object is to walk from one side to the other with your index finger until you get to the other side... without hitting any trees, and with your eyes closed. Okay, the trees are here, here, here." Point out 5 or 6 random locations.
You’re holding their hand from underneath as you’re saying this, and pointing out the trees with the index finger on the other hand. Anyway, you finish by saying "Okay, close your eyes and give it a try."
They’ll try and go slowly and gingerly, thinking about where you pointed out the trees to be (remember not to plant too many, make them think they have a chance) and when they get about mid way through, lightly palm their forehead with the palm of your spare hand.
They should open their eyes in surprise, and you can say with a goofy grin "You hit a tree" and have a good laugh.
I’ve found it to be the perfect kino trick... useful in so many circumstances to get that needed touch. If you want you can continue to hold their hand afterwards, it’s easy to do.
This is a game to find out some things about how chicks
see sex. It is very popular in Japan & is a good state
transitioner
Strawberry Fields
Intro: Hey, lets play a game!
Imagine you are alone in a field, and see a straberry field
in front of you with tasty strawberries.
There is a fence/gate around the field. How high is it?
(= how easy is this girl/guy to take sex)
Now you are in the straberry field, how many straberries
do you take?
(=how many BFs/GFs that person wants)
Ok, after you have finished enjoying the strawberries,
how do you feel about the farmer, who's field you took them
from?
(=how you feel to that person after ****ing them)
**Only problem with this is she could say she feels bad, which a big noto me. I would add in the last line and tell her little did she know the farmer was watching her the whole time..If she says she would walk up to him and give him his stawberrys back, to me that is a good sign.
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