“The 22 Rules That Turned Me From Invisible to Irresistible With Women… Starting Tonight”

You can skip the expensive cars, the fancy clothes, and the endless gym selfies. Completely unnecessary.

I used to freeze the second a beautiful woman looked my way. Frustrated. Awkward. Watching other guys walk away with the girl while I stood there tongue-tied.

Then I discovered 22 simple rules that rewired my entire dating life. The anxiety vanished. Conversations flowed effortlessly. Women started chasing me for a change.

These rules trigger a woman's subconscious attraction switches. And you can start using them tonight.

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Not sure how accurate all of these are but still there fun non the less. Learn one of them and give it a shot, im sure youll get a couple of them laguhing, then you can take it from there....Some of them are a bit old, but still classics. My fav 2 are the forrest walk, and the house game.


"The Wall and the Forest"

-You are walking in a field, you see a wall, how high is it, and
how do you get by it? [wall = pride, and also how you get past
obstacles]

-you continue walking, and you see a house [kind of house you dream
to have later in life]

-you see a key on the ground, you go to the house, does the key
open the door? [if yes, means you can get married]

-you go in the house (if you were able to open with the key), and
on the first floor you see a table and chairs, how many chairs are
there? [means how many people in your future family]

-now you go outside, and see to one direction a dense dark forest, and
the other way, a less dense/brighter wooded area. Which way do you
go? (dark forest=expect something, but unknown, take a chance)
(bright wooded area=easygoing style/way)

-as you walk you then see a lake nearby. How big is it, and how deep
is it? (big=size of your heart, depth=depth of your heart)


Game: The house

Tell the chick to imagine herself standing inside a house. As she is
standing there, 5 things are taking place which demand her immediate
attention:

1. A baby is crying.
2. The phone is ringing.
3. Somebody is knocking on the door.
4. Water is running in a sink.
5. Clothes are hanging outside to dry and it's starting to rain.

Ask the chick to tell you in which order she would take care of each of
these problems. Once she tells you this, explain to her that her
answers represent her priorities in life, since each problem has a
specific meaning:

1. The baby represents her family.
2. The phone represents her love life.
3. The knocking on the door represents her friends.
4. The water represents money.
5. The clothes represents her career.

Is this stuff real? Damned if I know, but every chick I've used it on
is impressed, and even if it isn't right, most chicks seem to want to
believe that it is real. Have fun!

The Forest Walk

Sometimes it’s hard to think up new ways to lay on the kino... that oh-so important, casual-seeming touch which can add so much to a woman’s or girl’s opinion of you. Well I have the perfect one.

You get the hand kino, you get to lightly and playfully palm her so you can differentiate yourself from other people, and it’s funny...

And here it is: The Forest Walk.

When I was young my brother got this practical joke done to him, and which he subsequently did to me... painfully. But I think it could be adapted easily to the pick-up scene.

You tell them you’ve got a challenge for them, and say that no one you know has ever gotten it right. That challenge is sure to lure anyone into giving it a go, if not to impress you, then to defeat you.

Anyway, you take their hand and turn it palm up and say "Okay, you’re walking on the ground in a forest, which is from the heel of your hand to the tip of your fingers. And the object is to walk from one side to the other with your index finger until you get to the other side... without hitting any trees, and with your eyes closed. Okay, the trees are here, here, here." Point out 5 or 6 random locations.

You’re holding their hand from underneath as you’re saying this, and pointing out the trees with the index finger on the other hand. Anyway, you finish by saying "Okay, close your eyes and give it a try."

They’ll try and go slowly and gingerly, thinking about where you pointed out the trees to be (remember not to plant too many, make them think they have a chance) and when they get about mid way through, lightly palm their forehead with the palm of your spare hand.

They should open their eyes in surprise, and you can say with a goofy grin "You hit a tree" and have a good laugh.

I’ve found it to be the perfect kino trick... useful in so many circumstances to get that needed touch. If you want you can continue to hold their hand afterwards, it’s easy to do.


This is a game to find out some things about how chicks
see sex. It is very popular in Japan & is a good state
transitioner

Strawberry Fields

Intro: Hey, lets play a game!

Imagine you are alone in a field, and see a straberry field
in front of you with tasty strawberries.

There is a fence/gate around the field. How high is it?
(= how easy is this girl/guy to take sex)

Now you are in the straberry field, how many straberries
do you take?
(=how many BFs/GFs that person wants)

Ok, after you have finished enjoying the strawberries,
how do you feel about the farmer, who's field you took them
from?
(=how you feel to that person after ****ing them)

**Only problem with this is she could say she feels bad, which a big noto me. I would add in the last line and tell her little did she know the farmer was watching her the whole time..If she says she would walk up to him and give him his stawberrys back, to me that is a good sign.
 
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Color Game **Not sure what to think of this one??**

Red: passion, hot energy, anger warmth
Green: hope, life, nature, money
Blue: spirituality, serenity, cool energy, sadness
Purple: royalty, deep passions, mourning
Yellow: cheerfulness, brightness, eccentricity
Pink: feminity, wamrth
Brown: earthyness, warmth, conventionality
Black: mystery
White: purity
Multicolored: of many interests or moods

QUESTION:

Pick the color that best describes your personality?
ANSWERS:

BLACK
Black color preferences point to black sex. These people are the
misfits of the sex world and seek each other in kinship. They tend to
prefer perverted sex, and are usually masochistic or sadistic in
nature. They are moody and often perform at their peak when under
stress or during unhappy times. Police psychologists claim that many
sex offenders prefer the color black. And it is no coincidence that
the uniform of mobsters and teenaged gangs is black.

BLUE
Lovers of blue are wonderful sex partners. They are sincere,
affectionate, and sensitive to their partner's needs. They consider
lovemaking a fine art, and their approach is elegant. Men who love
blue are like concert pianists; delicately ravaging their partner like
they would play a baby grand. Women in the blue category enjoy sex
to the fullest. They are exciting partners, but their passion might be
compared to tidal waves, rather than fiery aggresion. Both blue men
and women enjoy foreplay and the aftermath of lovemaking as much
as the act. In marriages, a blue person is a wonderful mate, never
failing to please the spouse and never seeking outside interests.

BROWN
For lovers of brown, sex is a 24-hour a day thing. They tend to say "I
love you" often enough. Snuggling by the fire, walking in the rain or
catching snowflakes on their tongue ins a turn-on to a lover of brown.
They need lots of time and privacy to make love. But their emotions
are such that one harsh word could end an affair.

GREEN
Those who prefer green are fresh and innocent in their approach to
sex. Women who love green will make love like virgins all their life.
And a man may also be a trifle clumsy and awkward, but in a charming
and endearing sort of way. Green lovers are gentle, but not
passionate. If chosen as a mate, one will never need to worry about
infidelity.

GREY
The color grey is preferred by people who are indecisive. They can't
get excited about anything - including colors - so they choose a
noncommittal shade. Men who prefer grey look at sex as a means of
relieving tension - nothing more nothing less. It's "wham, bam, thank
you ma'am". Women don't make love, they have intercourse. They
count the cracks in the bedroom plaster until the sex act is over with
and done. When a grey marries another grey, the marriage is not
exactly erotic.

ORANGE
Lovers of the color orange lean toward sexual fantasies. The sex act
is regarded as a dramatic role, a one act play in which they are the
star. Foreplay is as important as the act of love. They whisper sweet
nothings, meaningless dialogue they feel fits their image. Orange
people often do not experience orgasm - but they put on a damn good
act. Men tend to pull their partner's hair and women tend to leave
welts on their sex partner's back!

PINK
Persons who like pink show a reluctance to mature in sexual matters.
Women tend to tease; to promise more than they intend to deliver. In
some cases, they flaunt their femininity, but only because they
secretly hate men. A great percentage of prostitutes boast entire
wardrobes in pink. Men who like pink are the type who make 3 dates
for the same evening and not keep them, preferring to pick up a dish
in some bar instead.

PURPLE
Lovers of purple frequently consider themselves too regal for fun
romp in the sack. Women sometimes are the type who hate to muss
their hair. Men are businesslike in their approach to lovemaking. In
both sexes, purple partners are more concerned with their
fulfillment then anyone else's gratification.

RED
People who like red tend to be tigers in the sack. They are easily
aroused and enjoy sex in every way imaginable. Once the sexual spark
is lit, it may take hours to extinguish. When two reds get together,
the ensuing erotica would make Lady Chatterly blush. Lovers of red
tend to be the aggressors and weaker colors should beware!

YELLOW
If you tend to favor yellow, your sexual drives are complex and lean
toward the adaptable. The favorite color of homosexuals is yellow!
But don't panic - not everyone who wears yellow is homosexual. In
most cases the person will accommodate to the stronger partner's
desires in a passive manner. You will never enjoy sex to the fullest,
but you will never turn down an invitation from someone you enjoy or
admire.

6 Questions

(1) You are in a dark room. In the room is a table. How many chairs do you
see by
the table?
(2) How many coffee cups do you see on the table?
(3) You went to the door and opened it. There you met an animal. What is the
animal?
(4) You go outside and come to two roads. One that goes to the field, and
one that goes
to the forest. Which path do you take?
(5) Next, you see a big lake. You have to go to the other side of the lake.
How do you
cross? By walking around the lake, going by boat, or swimming?
(6) Then you see a house. What kind of house is it?

Ok, now the answers to them

(1) Chairs = future family members
(2) Cups = number of future partners
(3) Animal = The type of partner you are attracted to
(4) Field = optimist / Forest = pessimist
(5) Walk = easy going person / Boat = rational person / Swim = Restless
person
(6) House = your future house
 
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THE CUBE ---A Classic

Represents the woman's conception of herself. A huge cube covering
most of the scenery (Field of View or FOV) means she's got an inflated
ego, a sense of high self-importance. Other features of the cube could
mean:


INTERPRETING THE CUBE

NOTE: Ask the questions in the proper order (Cube, ladder, flowers,
horse, storm - in that order); interpret the picture in the same
order, and only AFTER she has imagined the entire picture (all five
pieces mentioned above). Heck, you might even hold on to some of it to
ensure a followup encounter. ("I need to think more about some of the
features of your horse. Will let you know when I have an
interpretation that I feel makes sense."). Some here on ASF may
disagree with some of the interpretations, but that's okay; I think if
an interpretation makes sense to me, it is probably correct.

There are two components to the interpretation of each of the five
pieces: the piece in itself, and its relation to the other pieces as
well as the overall picture. The sizes and positions of various things
are RELATIVE to one another and to the overall scene of the desert.
Moreover, the interpretations are not according to some rigid law,
they are just ways to make sense out of the woman's imagined picture,
but that is the best part because as far as we are concerned here in
ASF, that flexibility allows us to interpret things in a way that
helps the seduction (a negative interpretation is a neg-hit! You can
include small negative inperpretations whenever necessary, while
generally giving a reasonably sensible interpretation overall).


Tiny cube => feels small, insignificant, ignored, modest
Cube resting on the ground => generally has a firm foothold on reality
Cube far away in the distance => Feels left behind by life
Cube flying in the air or levitated => daydreamer, imaginative but
unrealistic
Cube partly above the horizon line => ambitious
Cube below the horizon => not very ambitious
Cube resting on its edge => metastable life, perhaps?
Cube made of solid material => good sense of self-worth, well-grounded
personality
Cube made of gold => Thinks of herself as extremely precious
Cube made of glass or transparent cube => Considers herself pure
Cube full of slimy stuff => Hates herself completely
Cube hollow inside => feels hollow, unfulfilled in the extreme
[interesting example: one woman know very well imagined the Rubic's
cube, being twisted and turned by a child. I was not surprised because
she has a sever persecution complex and total paranoia, considers
everyone else stupid and childish (has a holier-than-thou mentality),
feels attacked by the world, and is an emotional basketcase]

2. THE LADDER:

Represents her close social support structure (friends; family in some
cases).
Long ladder with many rungs => big social circle, has many friends,
outgoing personality, sociable
Ladder made of some odd material => feels her friends are weird, very
different from normal people
Ladder with few rungs => has few close friends
Ladder in a less than good condition => believes people around her are
****ed up
Ladder far away from the cube => Does not let people get too close to
herself; keeps aloof, has a hard shell around herself
Ladder leaning against cube => Feels she does a lot of things for her
friends, supports them more than they support her, feels she has some
codependent people around her
Ladder on top of cube => Feels her friends/family are overbearing,
feels oppressed by them
Ladder much bigger than cube => feels small in her social circle\
Ladder supporting cube (like, ladder under the cube) => feels her
close associates support her in her accomplishments
Strong ladder => is surrounded by strong people, feels secure in them
Burned up ladder => Feels surrounded by totally ****ed up people who
are ruining themselves

3. THE FLOWERS:

Represent the place of children in her life.

Number of flowers => children she has or wants to have, or has/wants
to have around (See * below)
Flowers close to cube => Feels very close to the children she has or
will have
Flowers far away => Does not want children
Flowers blooming well => Feels positive about her children's lives
Flowers messed up => is surrounded by screwed up children
* Lots of flowers everywhere => Probably works with children, or would
like to; (One chick I know had this; she is a grade school teacher)
Flowers shaking in the wind => feels children in her life have
hardships
Flowers all around/over the cube => Feels overwhelmed by kids
Flowers separated from cube by the ladder => feels her friends/family
(do/will/might) interfere in her relationship with her children
Beautiful flowers (roses, poppy etc) => Finds children very beautiful

4. THE HORSE:

Represents her thoughts about her lover (or the lover she thinks she
wants or will have).

Strong, large horse => Wants a protective, strong man
Color of horse => Possibly the race of the lover she wants (the
teacher chick mentioned above has a "latin thing" - her horse was
brown)
Horse close to the cube => Wants the lover to be very close to her
emotionally and physically
Horse well separated from cube => Is reserved about opening up
completely to lovers
Horse licking/sniffing the cube => Imagines/wishes she's being doted
on
Small, submissive horse => Wants a lover she can dominate
Wild horse => wants a guy who is not tamed and will not be tamed
Tethered horse => Wants to keep him very restrained/restricted
Horse stomping on the cube => Has been or feels extremely abused by
lovers
Horse destroying the flowers => Feels the lover will not be good
towards her children (single moms probably have this thing more often)
Horse messing with the ladder => Conflict between her lover and her
friends
Horse far away or walking away => Feels abandoned
Horse separated from flowers by the cube => feels she will have to
take care of the children and manage her lover's relationship with
them
Weak horse => envisions being (stuck?) with a wimp
[example: one chick I know had a horse running around in a confined
arena. She is a controlling, limit-setting type chick who likes to
watch her man react to her experiments with his emotions/behavior.]

5. THE STORM:

Represents her ideas about troubles in life.

Storm in the distance => Troubles are not overwhelming her presently
Storm approaching => Fears crises in future
Storm receding => Has had troubles recently but feels they are over
Huge, dominant storm => Feels her life is in deep ****
Storm in the distance, passing away affecting none of the other four
things in the scenery => Feels her life is relatively trouble-free,
has few problems around in her life.
Small storm => Feels secure about problems she will face
 
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I like this one ha ha

Self Expalnatory

(1) You are walking down a road and you meet a huge muscular man (self
point).
How big are his hands?
(2) In his hand is a carrot. How long is the carrot?....
(3) You keep walking and find a tube of toothpaste. How thick is the tube?
(4) You squeeze the tube and the white paste squirms out. How much do you
squeeze the tube?
(5) You then meet a witch who has a broomstick in between her legs. Do you
ride on the
broomstick with her?
(6) You then buy a lollipop. How much do you eat it?



Russian Drinknig Game

I was just at a Russian party and I sat in a group of 19-25 year old girls.
They showed me a way of drinking that I have never seen in the U.S. Because,
drinking alcohol in Russia is a social thing, the way we drank was that a
guy and a girl pour each other a glass of liquor, than each person takes a
glass in their hand, they cross each others hand in the air (sort of a la
French style) and drink from their own glass. After each person drinks their
shot, they have to kiss without untagling each other's arm and after that,
the guy and a girl are "allowed" to talk to each other in a none formal way.
Tonight, I got 3 kisses like that, if I'll go to a party with US HBs, I'll
try this method there...
Have you guys ever heard of such way of drinking, in Russian it is called
"Drinking on the Broudershaft", it sounds like a name of a street in
Germany.
 

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This I can def see working and will sooo try this this upcoming summer.

Truth or Dare

Remember how easy it was to kiss girls playing truth or
dare in high school? Well, guess what...It still works
with college age women...Except now your ****ing! My
wingman and I use this everytime we bring girls back to my
house. We always end up banging our chicks of choice, but
the best part is you get to do freaky **** with both of
them! Not to mention that the lesbian action (unavoidable
when playing with me!) is a great way to psyche yourself up
for some serious sex.

We make a plan about what and who we are gonna do before
we start and prep each other with good dares and truths.
DO NOT play this without whip cream...this is the most
important acessory you will need. You will be amazed when
you see how turned on a girl can get just by liking whipped
cream of her stomach. Start off with little stuff like
kisses and then move up to licking whipped cream off
nipples, dry****ing, lapdances, and the closer...Dare your
wing to go in a room with one of the chicks for 5 minutes
and see what happens. At this time grab the other girl and
wear out your carpet. At this point the girls will be so
turned on from the licking and kissing that you can
basically do whatever you want with them. When your alone
in the room you can be like,"I dare you to let me come in
your mouth" etc.

Sounds great so far right? But your worried about how to
get the game started. You cant just say, "Ok, time for
truth or dare". To the girls it sounds more like, "Ok,
time for us to use you for our sexual entertainment." You
have to sneak them into it. My recipe goes like this:
Start off with the greatest drinking game of all time,
*******, to get them nice and liquored up. Then move on to
the game Im about to describe.

Throw out any card below an 8. Take the rest and spread
them in a circle around the biggest cup you can find. Now
you take turns drawing cards.

8 = Band Names. Go around the table saying band
names. Each name has to start with the last letter of the
previous name. For instance, I say Vanilla Ice, the next
person says Eric Clapton, next person says Nine Inch
Nails. If you cant think of one in ten seconds then you
drink and the next person draws a card.
9 = Truth. You can ask who ever you want.
10 = Person to left drinks for 5 sec.
Jack = Dare. Whoever you want.
Queen = Everyone drinks for 5 count.
King = Fill up the huge cup with 1/3 of the way full with
whatever you are drinking. The person who draws the last
king has to pound whatever nasty mixture ends up in the cup.

After a few rounds you will start running out of band
names since you cant say the same one twice. Wait till one
of the girls cant remember a band name then say,"Lets just
pllay truth or dare". They will happily agree if your
dares and truths were exciting and getting them horny.

My wing and I played this thursday night with 3 girls and
4 guys. At the beginning of the night the girls actually
asked me if they could stay over so they didnt have to
drive home drunk! After much a serious truth or dare
session with tons of sexual acts, I dared my wing to go in
a room for 5 min with one of the chicks and see what
happens. They never came out. It was getting late and I
had to work the next morning. I tossed the other two girls
some blankets and said, "You two can sleep in my bed if you
want, but dont be thinking we're gonna hook up and ****
cause I really gotta get some sleep." 10 minutes later one
of the girls cruises into my room, jumps in bed with me and
starts kissing me. She was about an 8 but it was 3:30 so I
told her I had to sleep and to leave her number and we
would continue this the next night. In the meantime my
brother has gotten the 3rd chick into his room and my other
friend is spanking hank in my bathroom.

Ive never played this game before without all the girls
willing to bang at the end, whether they have boyfriends or
not. I got the idea a year ago when I was asking a girl if
she had ever had a lesbian experience. She told me that
the only time she ever did was in a crazy game of truth or
dare when she got dared to eat some girl out for 5 min.
Neither of these girls were bi before it happened. This
just goes to show that the possibilities are endless!!!
 

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And you will be able to relax and to live your life in peace and quiet.

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I bet you always have a lot of "interesting" questions you'd like to ask a lady when you first meet her. Like: "What was your first kiss like?", "When did you have sex» for the first time?", "How did you have your first orgasm?", "What makes you horny?", "Have you ever been caught masturbating?" etc, you get the idea (see "Eliciting values - the questions" for a list of some slightly more normal questions to ask). But you can't just go ahead and ask them - you'll come off as a complete insensitive jerk if you do. And unless you are proficient in the art of directing the flow of the conversation in the direction of your preference (see "Eliciting values - introducing the questions"), these issues won't usually come up in an ordinary conversation. Thus you have no way of asking them without sounding weird... almost:) Because however is a little but ingenious way of asking them nevertheless - just start playing the Questions game with her:)
Originated by Mystery, provided by Craig, Clifford's Seduction newsletter:

You: "Let's play the question game."
Her: "What's the question game?"
You: "Well, it's like Truth or Dare but without the Dare, because I don't know how weird you are yet! The questions have to be good ones, no "where do you work" bull****, ok? You go first!"
Her: "I can't think of anything!"
You: "Ok, how many boyfriends have you had?"
From there the questions will get deeper and more sexual as the game goes along. Then after you have been playing for a few minutes, when it's your turn you can say
You: "I have a good question for you... Would you like to kiss me?"
Her: "I don't know"
You: "Let's find out!"
*kiss*
You: "I thought so!"
Don't go overboard with the sexual questions though. Asking even one of the above questions might do just fine, especially if she responds positively, which is your cue that she would also be ready for the final question:)
 
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