"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Fun during Spring Break?

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ElStud

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Well, my school's Spring Break has started, and pretty much, I got nowhere to go, so I'm trapped up in this house for almost a whole week. My question is though, how can I have fun during spring break and where can I go to sarge over Spring Break if I'm stuck in town? I'd like to hear your opinions on this. It's going to get boring as hell staying in the house for a week.
 

"So, What Do You Do for Fun?"

She asks it casually, mid-sip. And you feel the floor open up, because the honest answer is work, gym, and a couple shows you're half-watching.

Women rarely say this out loud, but a man with a life is attractive before he says a word. The guy who spent Saturday deep-sea fishing and came back with photos and a story — he walks in already interesting.

The "22 Rules" pushed me to build a life worth talking about. Turns out the fastest way to be interesting to women is to be interested in your own life first.

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PRMoon

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Find the nearest spring break town and drive with friends. You have to live close to some where cool.

Get out and go! Spring break is one of the best times to cut loose when you're your age!
 

"You Can't Argue a Woman Into Liking You"

You made your case like a lawyer. Stable job. Good guy. Ready for something real. All true. All irrelevant.

She weighed your points, nodded along, felt nothing — then fell hard for some tattooed bartender with a motorcycle and a gambling problem.

Logic is where attraction goes to die. The "22 Rules" work a level deeper, on the subconscious switches that decide within minutes whether you register as a MAN or as part of the furniture.

Stop presenting evidence. Start flipping switches.

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war-hero

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PRMoon said:
Find the nearest spring break town and drive with friends. You have to live close to some where cool.

Get out and go! Spring break is one of the best times to cut loose when you're your age!
I'm 55 and i still cut loose during spring break.
 

Crazy Asian

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lol i'm in Nebraska, the middle of nowhere.
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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Sit in the house and think about how dumb you're been for not making plans for spring break. Then let that be your motivation to make plans for the next spring break.
 

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I doubt he has cool friends to go out macking on chicks with and driving in cars with. If he did, he probably wouldn't be on this site ... likewise.

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Mad Manic said:
I doubt he has cool friends to go out macking on chicks with and driving in cars with. If he did, he probably wouldn't be on this site ... likewise.

MM
Yeah, you know everything about though you don't even know me, go you. And you diss me, but then you're still posting on this site. I can just as easily say you're a loser who lives with his mother, am I right? Who knows, I don't know sh*t about you.
 

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I have cool friends, matter of fact a solid group of alpha-male friends, if you will. We have cars. I could be considered a "bad boy", and yet I still go to sosuave, which proves you wrong (again), Madmanic.
 

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How about you go wherever else you go when its not spring break.
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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