"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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FRs. No bvllsh1t, daytime direct cold approach AUDIO recordings.

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Just got an iphone not too long ago it makes things much easier to record.

Here are some approaches I recorded a while ago.

This chick, I ended up taking on a 45 minute insta-date:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/art
(beginning there's lots of noise, my opener was "I thought you were cute, and I had to meet you")

I think all the rest of these approaches were at Target.


This girl was soooooo receptive and cute but had a bf:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/cheesehead

This girl was in a hurry to get back to class but I got her Facebook.
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/class-time
When I went home to add her, I found out she's a lesbian :whistle:

Black chick working at target. first time i've ever approached a black girl (and got the number)
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/sets/black-bootay

And some other miscellaneous ones
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/boyfriend-right-there
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/soon-as-she-heard-pokemon-she (fail lol)
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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"Know that song , Black and Yellow ? It's actually a love song about you and me."


Dude,that is one of the most clever lines I've ever heard. If that was improved , you're a genius. Otherwise you're still pretty awesome :crackup:

The pokemon girl was kinda dead from the start. You can pretty much make it out after her response:

"You're adorable and I had to meet you"
"Ooh.."


Anyway,great stuff man. Definitely keep`em coming.
 

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Zion said:
"Know that song , Black and Yellow ? It's actually a love song about you and me."


Dude,that is one of the most clever lines I've ever heard. If that was improved , you're a genius. Otherwise you're still pretty awesome :crackup:
Dude I WISH I could take credit for that line. Kong, from Simplepickup, is Asian and once shared that line as something he would use if he were hitting on a black girl.
 

"The Coffee Shop Girl You Never Spoke To"

You've replayed it a hundred times. She stood three feet away, scrolling her phone. You had an opening. You composed the perfect line — after she was gone.

For all you know, she's married now. To some guy who said something. Anything.

Openers are cheap. Almost any sentence works when it's delivered within three seconds. The expensive part is the standing there, drafting and deleting, while the window quietly closes.

The "22 Rules" stripped out my hesitation. What to open with, how to keep it alive, and the one habit that costs guys more women than anything else: waiting for perfect.

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^Haha, turns out it was by Wiz Khalifa, not Kanye West as the chick said
 
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sageproduct said:
This girl was soooooo receptive and cute but had a bf:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/cheesehead
Dude.. DUDEE.. lol..
The black **** in my ass line, I would've never been able to even think of saying that in front of a girl I just met (just because I think it's a bit vulgar). Haha, I lol'd of shame. Awesome that you just said that with the confidence of a boss.
 

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Damn these are so awesome. It is really cool to hear recordings like these.

That Pokemon line woulda worked if she ever watched the show hahaha, what's her problem?
 

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You've got balls, man! Good for you.

Keep it up and you're going to be a Master Vagina Slayer (MVS).

Speaking of Target, I've run into some pretty hot broads there. None turned into dates, but it's an interesting thing to note. One of the hottest broads I picked up on was at a Rue 21 store - plenty of hot tail at that location.
 

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son ur balls must be dropped all the way down to be approaching those girls like that

some good sh1t though. hope ima be like you in time.
 

“The 22 Rules That Flip the Script With Women… And How You Can Use Them Tonight”

Most guys accidentally kill attraction before they even speak. They assume they need a bigger bank account, a better physique, or smoother lines. They miss the point.

Female desire operates on a specific set of psychological triggers.  Break them, and you're invisible. Follow them, and you become magnetic.

I learned this the hard way. Years of freezing up. Getting friend-zoned. Watching other guys walk away with the girl I wanted. Then I discovered a set of 22 simple rules that rewired my entire approach.

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