FRs. No bvllsh1t, daytime direct cold approach AUDIO recordings.

[sageproduct]

Just got an iphone not too long ago it makes things much easier to record.

Here are some approaches I recorded a while ago.

This chick, I ended up taking on a 45 minute insta-date:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/art
(beginning there's lots of noise, my opener was "I thought you were cute, and I had to meet you")

I think all the rest of these approaches were at Target.


This girl was soooooo receptive and cute but had a bf:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/cheesehead

This girl was in a hurry to get back to class but I got her Facebook.
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/class-time
When I went home to add her, I found out she's a lesbian

Black chick working at target. first time i've ever approached a black girl (and got the number)
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/sets/black-bootay

And some other miscellaneous ones
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/boyfriend-right-there
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/soon-as-she-heard-pokemon-she (fail lol)

 

[Zion]

"Know that song , Black and Yellow ? It's actually a love song about you and me."


Dude,that is one of the most clever lines I've ever heard. If that was improved , you're a genius. Otherwise you're still pretty awesome :crackup:

The pokemon girl was kinda dead from the start. You can pretty much make it out after her response:

"You're adorable and I had to meet you"
"Ooh.."


Anyway,great stuff man. Definitely keep`em coming.

 

[my1ken]

Good to know people still talk on phones.

 

[sageproduct]

"Know that song , Black and Yellow ? It's actually a love song about you and me."


Dude,that is one of the most clever lines I've ever heard. If that was improved , you're a genius. Otherwise you're still pretty awesome :crackup:

Dude I WISH I could take credit for that line. Kong, from Simplepickup, is Asian and once shared that line as something he would use if he were hitting on a black girl.

 

[JohnChops]

Black and yellow by the used or blac and yellow by wiz?

 

[sageproduct]

^Haha, turns out it was by Wiz Khalifa, not Kanye West as the chick said

 

[Flakey_Woman_Suck]

This girl was soooooo receptive and cute but had a bf:
https://soundcloud.com/sageproduct-1/cheesehead

Dude.. DUDEE.. lol..
The black **** in my ass line, I would've never been able to even think of saying that in front of a girl I just met (just because I think it's a bit vulgar). Haha, I lol'd of shame. Awesome that you just said that with the confidence of a boss.

 

[1-800-HellNo]

Damn these are so awesome. It is really cool to hear recordings like these.

That Pokemon line woulda worked if she ever watched the show hahaha, what's her problem?

 

[Sik]

You've got balls, man! Good for you.

Keep it up and you're going to be a Master Vagina Slayer (MVS).

Speaking of Target, I've run into some pretty hot broads there. None turned into dates, but it's an interesting thing to note. One of the hottest broads I picked up on was at a Rue 21 store - plenty of hot tail at that location.

 

[yungballa]

son ur balls must be dropped all the way down to be approaching those girls like that

some good sh1t though. hope ima be like you in time.