"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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From russia with love?

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Hello guys, my inquisitive post about something I'd like to share with you


I am 17 and currently in 6th form doing my A levels


Not much background needs to be covered really only that recently I got an email from a russian girl who is interested in me.

We've never met before so it's through the internet she read my profile on some site or something.


She lives in leeds and is thinking about hooking up for a ONS

I believe to have come across something decent here until I realised she was 26

^^; Umm I've thought about pretending to be 19/20 for the day just to get a decent lay and be done with but what do you guys think?


:cool:
 

"I just moved here from Florida."

That sentence contains at least five follow-up questions she WANTS you to ask. Where in Florida? What brought you here? How long have you been in the area? What do you miss? How does it compare to here?

She handed them to you on a silver platter. And you said, "Oh cool. I come here every week. I love this band. Ummm... pretty crowded tonight."

She smiled politely. Nodded. And never texted you back.

I was that guy for years. Talking too much. Listening too little. Panicking about my next sentence while she was literally feeding me the answers.

Then I found 22 rules that fixed the whole thing. Rule number one: shut up and listen. She'll tell you exactly what to say.

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I think if a russian "girl" emails you from nothing dont answer...
 

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Oh no she's genuine, sent me two pictures.

I know you think "well that could be anybody" but I do seem to remember emailing someone ages ago about hooking up but for the gods honest truth I cannot remember what it was.

Anyways thanks for the post
 

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lol in-motion:D

ok she sent u 2 pics anybody can do that... but lets imagine if we knew 100% it was a girl.. why would she email u?. and youre 17 years old you shouldnt (and you dont need to) hook up with people online. espiieccly russian womens that send u email out of the blue and say she want to hook up with you..
 

"You'll Never Feel READY to Walk Over"

Next Monday you'll feel more confident. After the gym you'll feel more confident. After one more drink you'll feel more confident. After you get a better haircut, a better jacket, a better job.

You've been "getting ready" for two years.

She's standing ten feet away right now. She'll be gone in four minutes. No amount of preparation will manufacture the courage that only comes from moving your feet.

Walk over. Stumble through the first sentence. Let it be clumsy. Let it be imperfect. You will feel more alive in those ten seconds than you have all month.

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I did only do it whilst drunk thus why I can't remember.

But yeah I see where you're coming from, however if she was a 100% girl, then a ONS wouldnt be too bad would it? despite the nature of the hookup being from the net
 

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dont know what ONS is.. but if shes 100% girl and hot to, you DONT meet a russian girl who send you a email saying she wanna hook up
 

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One night stand.

Obviously I'm not going to do it without 100% confirmation, I'm not an idiot but I was the one who emailed her(by accident but still) so she only replied, possibly from a hookup website. Although I would have had to create an account for those so I'm guessing whilst drunk I would have taken an easier option and used that something list site or something similar but I cannot honestly remember atm
 

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well u asked what we think i guess most of the people here think this is ridicoulus.. why do you think she throws herself at u? because she can see you through the screen and think youre a hot boy she want a one night stand with?:S
 

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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