"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"
You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.
Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.
Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.
Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.
Friends turning on me
- Thread starter redbyte
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"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"
Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."
You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.
She's been waiting forty minutes.
Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.
Next time - when its just a couple of the guys - and your in a some what secluded area, if they are really making fun of you and fvcking with you alot (like your example).... you should get hostile kindof and tell them to stop, and if they keep on, stop what your doing, look the main one in the eyes, and say something to the effect of "you better FVCUKING QUIT, im not fvcking playing with you" be hostile and give him your most pissed off look, and clench your fists. be ready to fight. if you think he is about to try and fight - or hit you again - or if he says anything disrespectful at all to you in that moment, then (quickly) hit him as hard as you can - as many times as you can - and fukin go crazy on him - and make the other guys pull you off him. Even if your little or you cant fight well, if you give him one good hit in the face, or whatever - even if you get your ass beat, i would be willing to bet that theyll quit fvcking with you. after you get in a fight - or whatever happens - try to make up with him - tell him you were in a real bad mood. If they keep doing this sht, then keep getting hostile with them and fighting. They wont like getting in fights, even if they can kick ur ass, so they will either stop making fun of you, or theyll just stop being friends with you. Just keep making up afterwords. This should get you some respect.
Oh damn the best way to pull off a fight and be respected afterwords is to first beat the **** out of him. lol. like not bed just hit him in the face enough times to get him disabled or shut up or whatever. Then like help him out afterwords. say he is bleeding in the nose and ****, well help him up and clean him off and stuff and apoligize and stuff, and then he will show respect. this is what I do anyway.
What about the "I don't care" attitude?
Like he could even make fun of HIMSELF... they will be like "he doesn't care" so they will eventually stop... no?
My brother and his friends used to laugh at me all the time cause I was really bad with girls but at some point I eventually made fun of it myself... and they stopped.
Fighting is really not the solution... they'll just laugh at you some more and you'll look stupid.
Just laugh about it ... They'll get bored
Like he could even make fun of HIMSELF... they will be like "he doesn't care" so they will eventually stop... no?
My brother and his friends used to laugh at me all the time cause I was really bad with girls but at some point I eventually made fun of it myself... and they stopped.
Fighting is really not the solution... they'll just laugh at you some more and you'll look stupid.
Just laugh about it ... They'll get bored
dannowillbookem
Master Don Juan
*sigh* so many options
"I'm Not Looking for Anything Serious Right Now"
When a woman says it, guys hear a confession. A heads-up. A scheduling conflict.
Here's the translation: I don't feel anything. Right now. With you.
Watch what happens when a man triggers actual attraction. The busy career, the recent breakup, the "not in a place to date" — all of it evaporates instantly. The same woman who was guarding her freedom is suddenly free every night.
The "22 Rules" explain why. When the right switches flip, her timeline rearranges itself around you.
Big chance that they're just ****ing around with you. Just don't care and diss em back. Easy is pie. I joke around with my friends all the time and if they have a good diss against me I think that's funny too.
If they aren't ****ing around with you then they aren't your friends, then they are just people who you appear to be hanging out with. In that case, hang out with other people untill you find some people who are worth your company.
If they aren't ****ing around with you then they aren't your friends, then they are just people who you appear to be hanging out with. In that case, hang out with other people untill you find some people who are worth your company.
Well when I was in highschool we did this to one of my buddies just like yours are to you and as for telling them they better stop or else that just made us do it more.. You need to come back with something equally harsh or better. Try and team up with another buddy against somebody else before you know it another weakling will be found.. Untill then just keep calling them **** sucker face untill they leave you alone. As for the ugly girl comment just come back and say dude ur moms not that bad eh **** sucker face.
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Just pull a knife and cut yourself and rub the blood on your face. when he makes fun of u do this. then you will eat a penut/cocroach
Smooth Player 056
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Just pull a knife and cut yourself and rub the blood on your face. when he makes fun of u do this. then you will eat a penut/cocroach
"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."
Attraction runs on a clock.
She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.
The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."
One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.
Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.