"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Friends, I have noticed women don't flat out smile at me but...

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Pathgen said:
Im not that guy i said so in my post. However, i do have that semi-beard going on mostly because i have been too lazy in the morning to shave it off.

Both me and that guy in the picture are turkish. Its in our genes to grow hair fast. I can get that amount of hair on my face really fast.

I honestly prefer to be cleanshaven, but i dont want to shave every day. So would you please back the **** off and never make a comment like that again towards me?
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Not shaving every day, that's okay. I just really can't stand those semi-feigs that have these artsy moustaches and beards. Like a thin line that runs from the sideburn into the chin. It's just... ghey.

Oh, and beards don't make you cooler by the way. Fascists and *******s like Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden and Che Guevara had them.
 

"She Laughed All Night. Then She Ghosted You. Here's Why."

Dinner ran three hours. She laughed at everything. You walked her to her car thinking this one's locked in.

Then: nothing. Two texts. No reply. What happened?

You did what most men do on a great date. You filled every silence, answered every question, and left her with nothing to wonder about. No mystery. Nothing to sit with when she got home.

Rule 3 of the "22 Rules" changes the ending: tell her a little, hold back the rest, and let her imagination do the chasing. The ghosting stops too.

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Not shaving every day, that's okay. I just really can't stand those semi-feigs that have these artsy moustaches and beards. Like a thin line that runs from the sideburn into the chin. It's just... ghey.
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Totally agree on that. I really don't like those side-burn to chin beards especially. It gives off a feeling like they are trying to hard to stand out. However, if it works for them im ok with it i dont have to care how other men wear their beards im not attracted to them
 
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snowdog said:
Not shaving every day, that's okay. I just really can't stand those semi-feigs that have these artsy moustaches and beards. Like a thin line that runs from the sideburn into the chin. It's just... ghey.

Oh, and beards don't make you cooler by the way. Fascists and *******s like Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden and Che Guevara had them.
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I think Fidel Castro, Osama Bin Laden and Che Guevara all look cooler with beards. The best example of this is Saddam Hussein, man that "trapped in a hole for 3 months" beard rocked.
 
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^^ That was Saddam? No wonder everyone I knew looked at me crazy when I had told them we found a dirty and disheveld Santa hiding in a spider hole in Iraq.
 

"She Wants a Man, Not a Boy"

You asked her if she wanted to grab coffee. Then you asked if the time worked. Then you asked if the place was okay. Then you asked if she'd prefer tea.

Four questions. Four chances for her to say no. Four signals that you're terrified of making a decision.

Plan it. Pick the place. Pick the time. Tell her where to meet you. She'll either show up or she won't.

Either way, you look like a man instead of a scared little boy.

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