"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

"Friend-zone" doesn't exist

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
Last edited:

"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

Read more...

vitor

Senior Don Juan
Joined
Jun 16, 2007
Messages
338
Reaction score
3
Location
Baltimore
Its a good post, and partially true. One of your friends girlfriends can be a friend since you would bang her if you could but she is your boys girl and thats wrong. I think like the post said a girl decides if your dating material, ****ing material, or nothing. If your nothing you could be someone she uses, free meals, drive her places, fix her sink, your always there for her but she is never there for you.

I ask you this if I want to talk to someone about a good business idea, or have a great logical conversation I dont go and talk to girls.
 

mpimpin

Master Don Juan
Joined
Apr 26, 2006
Messages
1,746
Reaction score
14
Location
Bama
excellent point
 

typical

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 14, 2005
Messages
1,253
Reaction score
267
Location
Auckland, New Zealand
vitor said:
Its a good post, and partially true. One of your friends girlfriends can be a friend since you would bang her if you could but she is your boys girl and thats wrong. I think like the post said a girl decides if your dating material, ****ing material, or nothing. If your nothing you could be someone she uses, free meals, drive her places, fix her sink, your always there for her but she is never there for you.

I ask you this if I want to talk to someone about a good business idea, or have a great logical conversation I dont go and talk to girls.
Ahh so true my friend so true.
 

christz

Master Don Juan
Joined
Oct 26, 2004
Messages
740
Reaction score
0
i just had one of my friends buy me cigs and a drink on some guy she's talking to credit card. (she's got a FB relationship in which she gets gifts, money etc..) haha

i dunno what a true LJBF relationship is like but i have an idea.. and i don't think i'd stick myself in a situation like that. Because any friend i've had that were female most of the time either we've already had a relationship or we've banged previously before OR we were "talking"

but when it comes to females i like being on the other side of the fence watching how a girl works while at the same time staying sexual and flirty
 

"She's Out of Your League"

You've said it a hundred times. Maybe a thousand. And every time you say it, you train your brain to freeze the next time she walks into the room.

Leagues are a myth invented by guys who are scared of women.

She's a person. She has bad breath in the morning. She picks songs she can't sing in the shower. She overthinks her own texts.

Walk over. Say something. The league dissolves the second you open your mouth.

Read more...

Top