"Stop Asking Your Friends What to Text Her"

Your buddy Dave has been single for three years and thinks "hey u up" is a valid strategy. Your other buddy Mike just got dumped and told you to "just be yourself."

You showed them her text. You asked them to decode the emoji. You drafted four responses and sent the screenshot to the group chat for a vote.

She's been waiting forty minutes.

Put the phone down. Stop crowdsourcing your love life. Type something that sounds like you. Hit send. Then go do literally anything else with your evening.

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Friend with benefits?

big_jeffry

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How do you get a friend with benefits, aka "f*** friend" cause I think i'm in need...?
 

"She Liked You in March. It's October Now."

Attraction runs on a clock.

She flirted for weeks. Touched your arm. Found reasons to be alone with you. And you were careful. Respectful. Waiting for the right moment.

The moment had a shelf life. It expired around month two, and by the time you asked her out, she'd quietly filed you under "little brother."

One of the hardest lessons inside the 22 Rules: women rarely wait. Interest either grows or it decays, and nothing decays it faster than a man who never moves.

Make the move while she's still inventing reasons to be near you.

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ntssv

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I had a fvck friend but didn't know it. It was my ex gf - me thinking we were getting back together but she was just fvcking me :D This was ok until I found out she was fvcking her plumber too! :cuss:

I guess his pipe is cleansing her drain better.

You might have one and not know it!
 

playboy_supreme

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the girl has to transition it. but your words will influencer her into doing so. she has to believe that nor she or you want a relationship but you enjoy spending time together and f**king. if one of you wants more the whole thing will collapse and will probably turn against you. do a search for FB rules for more information.
 
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